XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DEAR GOD

XD

Awwww ball less dog

ew

oh

LOL

thanks

lol

M a l e r e v e n g e

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

evil bastard

Oh hi

male revenge is not cool

We just had our cat neutered

*slowly steps back in horror*

HA!

noooooooooooo

Lol

true...i also cant imagine being without my testicles

Dude

there is one thing that hurts, and thats thinking about waking up one day with no balls

Fair

Mine would be never seeing my mom's again

hahaha, well im stating a fact

Fair. But really

oof same

She is my favorite person in the world. A lot of times I worry about her. She has diabetes and cancer runs in her family

oh no, i could'nt live without them, they are what gives me manhood XD

oh....dang...

Yeah. I can't imagine life without her. I start to cry just thinking about it. She's the one who keeps us sane, happy and positive. She is the one with the best temper. She is the one who thinks about me when no one else does

Totally dude. Like why do we keep getting accused of doing shit we'd never do

exactly

I just noticed it wuz a dog lol

XD

Magine it wuz a human dat wood be ew

yeah true

LOL

hah! this reminds me of the time where i tried 2 cut ur balls off XDD

XDDDD

lol

speaking of that...*gets a very sharp knife out*

nonononono

*maniac giggle* yes!

*runs*

*runs after you* *stabs you in the back*

(continue roleplay)

well, you're blind now! In one eye...

oh

yep! *stabs you in the stomach*

a what?

-_- you're dumber than you look.

(wtf)

(i actually did that 2 some one outta self defense)

bro

hahah! it coulda been worse.

(wtf does that even do?)

(oh acid in your eye? It can kill you if you put enough of it. best case scenario, you're blind in that eye or that eye is gone altogether)

(tf is that?)

(colorofoam. The stuff that makes u sleep for a long time)

lol

well, then how 'bout that? My older brother is more stupid than a 5th grader.

ow~

yessss

thought you were gonna neuter me

no, that's gross. i decided not to. I will do other stuff tho. Like the eye thing.

(why the f**k would you do that?)

(if you were in a life or death situation, u would do that 2)

(ooh)

*sleeps*

*pours acid in your right eye*

why?

cause i may or may not be a sadist.

*falls down in pain*

*clorofoams you*

(what the actual f-ck is going on)

(well do you wanna join them?)

(sibling stuff)