Roasted turkey

*proceeds to shove you in an oven*

lol

*screaming*

You did say roast you

I simply cannot

Ok

Your momma so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke

yo momma so ugly, not even freddy kreuger would enter her dreams

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh?

Jkjkjkjk

Yeah no, the apple doesn't fall very far, that's why you look like you were in a house fire

Yo mama so fat, garfield's scale f**kin died

yo momma so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean

Yo mama so ugly, she got a job at the circus

yo momma so stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew

You momma so short, ant-man was taller than her

ant man can be big, normal, or small

At his smallest size

yo momma is so ugly, not even venom would go near her

You mama do stupid l, she though you were smart as a child

I'm not gonna do it ok

Your so dumb, your the only person Rick Astly could give up on.

(JKJKJKJKJKJKJK)

O O F

Big oof

roses are red, violets are blue, god made me perfect, but what happened to you?

copypasta

no.

sure

ugh. why is it you never believe anything i say.

i do believe what you say....most of the time

uh huh.

look, now you dont believe me

lol

*pretends*

oh ok

lol

XD

Woah..

i am a pro roaster.

meh, i have seen and heard WAY better

your IQ is like your girlfriend. nonexistent.

gay people:

lmao

mhm

lol

mhm

mk i gtg bai

OUR momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a cruise ship!

w h a t m 8

oh shit i accidentally deleted ur comment XD so sorry!

bruh

SORRY! I HAVE A PROBLEM OF DELETING RANDOM THINGS! SUCH AS MY ACCOUNT!

your life is like your dad

left you a long time ago

u know im stellar right?

yes

i like roasting friends

ah ok.

yo mama so fat she broke the escalator to hell

y e s

roast me bacause yes

that's pretty cocky m8

Damn

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD

At least it’s better then you mom on wendsay, we had sex on your paw patrol bed sheets

ha! jokes on you ,the paw patrol ones were dirty so i was using the spongebob ones!

Me and your dad were dirty with each other on September 29th

My dad is dead.......

Oh snap

yeah

Oh shit-

mhm

I’m sorry-

it's ok, you didn't know

i'm gonna go cry now

F**k, I mess everything up

congrats