Roasted turkey

*proceeds to shove you in an oven*

lol

*screaming*

You did say roast you

I simply cannot

Ok

roses are red, violets are blue, god made me perfect, but what happened to you?

that's pretty cocky m8

Damn

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD

At least it’s better then you mom on wendsay, we had sex on your paw patrol bed sheets

ha! jokes on you ,the paw patrol ones were dirty so i was using the spongebob ones!

Me and your dad were dirty with each other on September 29th

My dad is dead.......

Oh shit-

mhm

F**k, I mess everything up

congrats

I’m sorry-

it's ok, you didn't know

i'm gonna go cry now

Oh snap

yeah

Woah..

i am a pro roaster.

meh, i have seen and heard WAY better

your IQ is like your girlfriend. nonexistent.

gay people:

lmao

mhm

lol

your life is like your dad

left you a long time ago

u know im stellar right?

yes

i like roasting friends

yo mama so fat she broke the escalator to hell

ah ok.

OUR momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a cruise ship!

oh shit i accidentally deleted ur comment XD so sorry!

bruh

SORRY! I HAVE A PROBLEM OF DELETING RANDOM THINGS! SUCH AS MY ACCOUNT!

w h a t m 8

mhm

mk i gtg bai

y e s

roast me bacause yes

copypasta

no.

sure

ugh. why is it you never believe anything i say.

i do believe what you say....most of the time

uh huh.

look, now you dont believe me

lol

*pretends*

oh ok

lol

XD