because yes

Bubble: Where the hell is everyone?!

Burst: Beats me...?

Virus: *sad noises*

Alice: a lot of us don't...

Yurei: I remember Umbie... he was a real pain in the... *looks at Mineta* ...back

Jess: I don't think we went to the same school...the only bullies at my school were Kacchan and his 'groupies'

Lana: *thinks about Aki, Blushes* Aki's so brave....

Jess: ooo someone's got a crush

Lana: *blushes intensley* N-No!

Jess: *giggles*

Lana: It's not like I like him or anything...baka!

Jess: Whatever you say

Lana: *blushes*

Yurei: *looks at knife covered in blood*

BELLA: *Hylian* (Translation: Don't answer that)

Alex: umm

Bubble: okay... now that the meeting's over...there's some AU I want you to meet... Meet Minori!

Minori: ...

Virus: haiiiiiiiii

Jess: o hai

Minori: * points to Mineta* I'm you but transgeder

Mineta: you're me? Jess what does Transgender mean?!

Jess: it me-

Virus: Transgender people are people whose gender identity is different from the gender they were thought to be at birth.

Mineta: oh....

Minori: just to let you know...I'm you from the future...by future I mean 1 week later... you tell kirishima why you're always touching girls..

Mineta: it's true! I touch girls cause I always wanted to be one... I wanted to transition in Middle school but... Umbie-san... (Umbie-San is Mineta's former bully)

Jess: *glares at me*

Virus: boi

Lana: Umbie-san? you mean that kid who's quirk is to let his drawings come to life?

Virus: i wish I had a quirk...especially one like that...

Bubble: I don't have no quirk neither...

Burst: no quirk, here...

Jess: XD

Smol: DA FUQ

Bubble: Welcome everyone- BURST GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE WE HAVE A MEETING RIGHT NOW!

Smol: What about?

Bubble: *pulls out data graph* THIS! *she points to the ascending line* Mineta hate is OFF THE CHARTS!?

Smol: WE MUST DEFEAT THE HATE

Bubble: We need to do something about this...maybe a protest?

Burst: What about a MURFER RAI-

Bubble: *covers his mouth* anything but that, Burst...

Smol: Yeah

Creeper: the murder idea sounds nice.......

Murder*

Virus: A protest would be the easiest, and more peaceful option

Bubble: Okay...Virus? what do you think we should do?

Virus: A protest against the hate

Bubble: Okay a protest it is!

Burst: *shrugs *okay, but a murder raid would be more effective...

Bubble: are you FOR REAL right now?!

BELLA: *floating to avoid getting wet* I swear If I get wet, I'm going to kill someone

Jess: mintea...please calm down...

Mineta: *breaking down* They want me to die...I should just do it so they'll stop bullying me....

Jess: No

Bubble: *checks on burst and Alice* you two oka- HOLY-

*there were bloody corpses everywhere*

Burst: We took down 150 haters!

Alice: it was fun

Bubble: *raises her finger to say something, but passes out in confusion*

Burst: ...don't worry, she'll get up in like, 20 minutes

Alice: XD

(20 mins later)

Bubble: *gives them mops* you better clean up this blood by the time the meeting's over

Alice: *sighs* fine

Bubble: uh--- *the meeting room is filled with tears*

Lana: *head comes out of the water* Mineta won't stop crying...we're trying to calm him down

Yurei: *covering her ears* It's getting kind of annoying!

Virus: I mean, he's not wrong

Bubble: Okay...is free this afternoon? that's when we'll hold the protest

Burst: I promised Zero I would play Pokemon Showdown with him, but I can reschedule...

Bubble: okie doke! let's start making posters and Signs!

Virus: oke

Bubble: *looks at Burst's phone, he posts something on the r/mha on reddit*

Burst: *ATTENTION MINETA PROTECTORS! PROTEST AGAINST MINETA HATE BEING HELD 4:30 THIS AFTERNOON (not really this is an rp) BRING PURPLE DODGEBALLS TO THROW!

Bubble: Why do we need Purple dodg-

Burst: Grape rush, Bubbs, Grape rush

Virus: lol

Bubble: Virus? Wasn't Jess coming?

Burst: They're training for Mid-terms

Bubble: Burst I told you we're not gonna go with the Murder raid idea! *pulls knife out of his pocket*

Burst: I'll still bring it.. *creepy smile* just in case...

Virus: if she's able to

Bubble: Hey where's Neveah? (Neveah is my helluva boss Oc)

Neveah: *holding a poll outside* So do you like or Hate Mineta?

Person: I hate him 100% with all my hear-

Neveah: HAVE FUN IN HELL! *stabs him 11 times*

Burst: O-O

Virus: well, okay then...should I invite Alice, Thorn, BELLA and Lilac?

Bubble: sure I'll send them in *opens the door* Welcome!

Burst: You're 5 minutes late...

Jess: let me talk to Ochako...

Ochako: *watching some sitcom* haha!

TV: "Dad...I'm quirkless" "Hi quirkless! I'm dad! *sitcom laughter* "oh...you're not joking...oh... sorry kiddo...

BELLA: *speaks Hylian* (Translation: Someone should go with you...)

Jess: *shakes her head no*

Rosella (my Bunny furry oc) : *speaks Filipino* (translation: Wasn't Alex coming to this meeting...and Jess....promise you won't murder anyone...

Jess: I won't...

Alex: S-sorry I'm late...

Rosella: Alex! *hugs her*

Alex: *hugs back*

Bubble: WHAT THE HELL? MINETA HATE WENT UP BY 20 PERCENT?!

Rosella: awww, dammit... *ears droop*

Alex: F**k

Mineta: Alex what does F**k mean?

Lana: *spits out cocoa* wha?

(Lol)

Jess: o-o

Mineta: I just...wanted to say... *hugs Virus, crying* thank you for everything you do to make me happy...

Virus: *hugs back* You're welcome

Lana: *speaks Japanese* (translation: who wants to get some ice cream? I'm bored?)

Jess: meeeeeeeeee

BELLA, Alice, Thorn and Lilac: *visible confusion*

Virus: She asked who wanted to get ice cream

Jess: You can speak Japanese!?

Virus: *speaks Japanese* (Translation: yep)

Yurei: *japanese* (translation: we speak it, we're anime characters after all)

Mineta: *japanese* (translation: Ochako tried to stab me in my sleep yesterday)

Lana: wait wha-

Jess:She what!?

Mineta: the words she whispered.... "this is what you deserve" are still circling in my head today... *he covers his face with his hands and sobs softly*

Jess: *Hugs him*

Lana: time to bring the line down by 1 percent... *her wand turns into a baseball bat*

Yurei: Lana! no! *grabs her arm to hold her back, she starts scooching forwards* J-Jess? Help?

Virus: uwu

BELLA: Haiiiiiiii :3

Lilac: hi...

Alice: uwu

Thorn: ...

Lana: Sorry we're late...

Yurei: Mid-terms suck!

Mineta: *looks at the chart, his eyes widen*

Jess: Yea...

Virus: ?

Mineta: Wow...they really do think I'm worthless...

Lana: Okay... what's the plan? Mass Shooting? murder raid? KIDNAPPING?!

Yurei: Woah, Lans... Back it up a bit

Jess: ...

Mineta: *starts crying* They...hate me...

Jess: *hugs him* we're trying to change that...

Bubble: Okay... Burst is looking for updates on the gra- SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!

Burst: *calls Pr0xy on walky-talky* Pr0xy, we got a code purple, I repeat, CODE PURPLE!

(Code purple- "Mineta hate is going THROUGH THE ROOF!!")

Pr0xy: O shit

Burst: Okay, doing the math, 300% of the fandom hates Mineta while the squad is only 140%, so 300-140...a 160 percent difference...

Pr0xy: *image*

Bubble; we need to fix tha- BURST!

Burst: *covered in blood* I got rid of the first 20!

Alice: I can kill the rest

Bubble: *pinches her forehead* can we find a way to get rid of them...WITHOUT MURDERING THEM?!

Virus: maybe we shouldn't have invited serial killers...

Bubble: alrighty...just stay in the break room *teleports Burst and Alice in the break room*

Alice: damn it

Virus: I can't promise Thorn and Lilac won't kill anyone...

Bubble: you sure??

Lana: *all wet from Mineta's tears* Mineta....please..

Mineta: WAHHHHHH! *cries a waterfall*

Thorn: No promises

Lilac: ...

yurei: *holding umbrella, to block her from Mineta's tears* FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MIGHT, SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP!!!

Virus(me): Hai

(plz join the thread with me and Inkling)

(Which comment?)

BELLA: help-

Lana: *hugs Mineta and pats his head* Shhh...Shhh...

Mineta: *keeps crying*

Yurei: that's it! I CAN'T TAKE IT! *puts tape on Mineta's mouth*

Jess: 0-0

Bubble: Yurei! take that off this instant!

Yurei: ugh...fine... *takes it off*

Mineta: *starts to calm down, tears still falling from his eyes* why do they.. *hic* hate me?

Jess: because they're jerks

Yurei: And their (S**t-talkin' Mother-f***in', c***-suckin' , B***hy a**holes!!)

Mineta: Jess, what does s**t mean?

Jess: Umm...

Lana: Yurei, don't say those words ever again..EVER....BELLA, can u check if Burst and Alice are done cleaning the blood?

BELLA: Sure...*goes and checks on them*

Burst: after we finished cleaning the blood.... *holds decapitated head* we killed 18 more! :D

BELLA: And you didn't ask me if I wanted to join!?

Burst: you wanna help us kill 12 more?

BELLA: Yesh!

Bubble: okay meeting's over! Burst? Alice did you clean the bloo- where do you think YOU'RE going???

Alice: killing spreeeeeee

BELLA: yesh

Bubble: ugh...just be back before lunch...

Alice: no promises

BELLA: XD

(2 hours later)
Bubble: *checks for updates* Hey, Mineta hate decreased by 180%!

Burst: yeah, cause we killed 'em

Alice: *wipes the blood off her axe*

(ohmahgawdthisfanartisadorableicant- https://twitter.com/alittlebitartsy/status/1249913838922805250)

Lana: great, Mineta's swearing...thank's Yurei..

Mineta: s**t!

Yurei: don't blame me, Bakugou taught me those words