When you try to take your neko to the amusement park

im a horny bitch so i thought that said "you can ride me"

You might have to buy her even MORRRRRR stuff to make that happen! All that spending on snax is just so she'll sit next to you on the ferris wheel!

i would spend every single dollar ive ever earned to make that happen

Nekos at the mall spending your money...

who needs coffee when you have seme-

She wants coffee. You'll be super lucky if she tries the cream...

Well coffee always tastes better with creamer

Better buy her some French vanilla creamer, then.

no my wallet needs money

Don't buy her crap! She'll just want more stuff tomorrow!

OH NO! My wallet keeps money

I would rather but my testicles into crocodiles mouth while shoving my head up unicorns butt

You wanna molest a crocodile? Why would you say that?

i did not meant it that way

Why would you put your junk in a poor crocodiles mouth?