Nom.

Basic cat: eternal suffering for them

Psychocat: *wheeze*

Lilith: yummy slime

Bloo: shit-

Lilith: tries to eat mucky

*he grows into a large size*

Lilith: yay an entire feast

Mucky: are you serious?

Lilith: takes out a bowl and a spoon

Mucky: *sigh*

Lilith: stuffed mucky in boiling water in a pot and starts stirring

Wave: why have the cookie variant when you can have the real ones

Void: I will hit you with the moon

Wave: try you shithead

Bn: now thomas is a gingerbread man
Thomas: wait what?

SlimyStickCat: *licking his own mouth*

Thomas: no! D-don’t!

SlimyStickCat: mmm~

Thomas: don’t do it!

SlimyStickCat: fine, you’re spared.

Thomas: r-really?

SlimyStickCat: yes.

Thomas: ok... should I trust you?

*Nebula turns him back to normal.*

Thomas: thank god

SlimyStickCat: you don’t have to-

Thomas: but I’m still a cookie

StickCat: yep.

Thomas: at least I’m not gonna be eaten now

You made a terrible mistake

Why yes, they did.

one of those cookies is probably a monster. A monster that looks like a cookie. if you eat it, it will snap your neck and make you one of them. if it sees or knows you eat a cookie, it goes on a rampage and kills anyone who is seen with cookies on the way to you and snaps said neck.

Cerasus:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THESE POOR MEN?!
Vinny:there just cookies-
Cerasus:BUT STILL!