Backstory crap. Their dad was an asshole

Me (Impostor Trial): *sneaks up on their dad and kills them* Kids, come with me, We'll find your mom, both of you take my hand. *stores knife in pocket*

*thomas wipes his bruised eye and picks up bugs*
Thomas: mommy was killed by a wolf a year ago

Me (Impostor Trial): Lemme fix your sister's glasses *fixes Bugs Glasses* Well, do you have an aunt who's nice?

Thomas: bugs just has long hair, he’s a boy

Me (Impostor Trial): Oh Bugs, are you ok? *wipes the blood off his face* You went to a dozey of a sabotage. *straightens His glasses* I hope I can bring you to the lost and found in My Dimenson, The Safe Dimension. Please grab anything before you go with me.

*He’s too young to talk, but he sniffles and nods, grabbing his blanky and teddy bear*

Me (Impostor Trial): Young Thomas, grab some of your stuff, and toys for you and bugs. I got clothes in the lost and found. I can't wait to show you!

*he gathers some of his and bugs’ belongings and goes back to you*
Thomas: we’re ready

Me (Impostor Trial): Its all going to be ok, just hold your moms picture and we'll go.

*thomas does so and grabs bugs as well*

*when we're at the lost and found*
Me (Impostor Trial): Nobody's been here, but go sit somewhere, it's only 3PM. *smiles*

*they both sit down obediently*

Impostor Trial Smiled as she handed them their robots.

Thomas: robots? Cool

Impostor Trial: Just play, I'll tour you around this place in a lil bit.

Thomas: ok
*they play with the robots*

Fakie: SUFFER YOU LITTLE SHITS

Pineapple: do I hear a c**t?

Fakie: stop being Australian

Baby bugs: WAAAAAAA
young Thomas: don’t be mean to him!

*Fakie slaps Bugs*

Pineapple: I would murder you both but I don’t feel like it

*bugs bites her hand*

Fakie: *Gets a book and whacks him with it*

*bugs is crying really loudly*
*thomas punches fakie extremely hard in the face*
Thomas: weave him alone you buwwy!

*Fakie does it back*

*thomas falls down and a tooth falls out*
*and then police arrest fakie for “abusing children”*

Fakie: *doing the default dance*

Pineapple: I will gladly commit genocide here

*bn grabs them both by the necks*
Bn: I could kill you both so easily for messing with time and space like this. Leave the past as it was and don’t alter it

Fakie: Kill me and reality collapses

Pineapple: actually some guys will seize to exist, Ezlo definitely would not exist

Bn; then promise to stop messing with the past

Fakie: NO

Pineapple: keep arguing and I’ll unthaw Wave from that iceberg

Fakie: y e s

Agustus: quiet

Ezlo: no

Agustus: then do it

*Ezlo punches him in the face*

Agustus: oh you’re gonna get it now

Ezlo: believe me, hit me and Humanity will perish, it’s not me who would do that, the gods will, humanity is pretty much almost extinct

*he whips ezlo with a belt*
Agustus: shut up you dumbass

Blaze: he warned you, and you didn’t listen, you caused this

Agustus: yes

Ezlo: just because you are an adult doesn’t mean you are important, also please go into the f**king meme realm

Agustus: no

Ezlo: IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT

Agustus: oh shut up

Ezlo: you are one of the people who make me want to kill myself even more

Agustus: what? What’re you gonna do to me?

Blaze: you know what will happen

Agustus: I really don’t care

Ezlo: I hope that duck comes and gets you

Agustus: duck?

Ezlo: you will see

Agustus: ?

Ezlo: where is that duck anway

Agustus: what duck you idiot?

(Bring in Wawa)

Ezlo: I will stab you

Agustus: I never took biology

*Blaze just spits him out and leaves*

Ezlo: h o w

Agustus: what an idiot she was

Ezlo: she really isn’t, also you need to be f**king killed

Agustus: I knew that she would spit me out eventually ha!

Ezlo: I really want to f**king die right now and it’s your fault

Agustus: don’t tell me what to do kid

Ezlo: I am in fact, more mature than you, because you keep saying that

Agustus: impossible

Ezlo: it is possible

Agustus: no

Ezlo: denying things will not help you

Agustus: shut up

Ezlo: *pulls an Uno reverse card out* as the prince of memes I am not affected

Agustus: ugh kids these days

Ezlo: Adults aren’t always right

Agustus: oi! Let go of me!

Blaze: no, and don’t even think about talking back or I’ll annihilate another species

Agustus: what are you gonna do puny lady?

*Blaze just eats him*

Blaze: that

Agustus: ugh did you just bloody eat me?

Blaze: what do you think, retard

Agustus: well let me the hell out lunatic

Blaze: called it

Agustus: well you oughtta let me out eventually...

Blaze: it’s actually optional to do that

Agustus: then what are you gonna do to me?

Blaze: how are you that stupid

Agustus: im an adult and you better respect that

Ezlo: just because you are older doesn’t mean you deserve respect

Agustus: I do too

Ezlo: Fakie is a example why

Agustus: how old is this fakie?

Ezlo: older than this universe, way older

Agustus: who are you to tell me what to do?

Blaze: humans haven’t changed in the past 6000 years, I didn’t expect them to anyway, and for you, you caused humanity to go somewhere else

Agustus: you got that much money to take em all on vacation? Heh

Blaze: *facepalms* this is why humanity has only one use and are useless

Agustus; what is our use?

Blaze: guess

Agustus: world domination?

Blaze: try again

Agustus: where else would it go woman?

Blaze: do you know who I am, foolish mortal

Agustus: no so spit it out woman!

*Blaze says who she is*

Agustus: so where will human civilization go?

Blaze: they are actually going to be gone

Agustus: being the best?

Blaze: HOW ARE YOU SO CLUELESS

Agustus: wdym?

Blaze: what does your kind do to animals?

Agustus: keep em as pets, eat em, kill em

Blaze: second and third one

Agustus; what about them?

Blaze: Remember that question that you were asked?

Agustus: there’s no way you eat people you dumb women

*Blaze grabs him by the neck*

Blaze: so, so foolish

*bn bans them both from time traveling*

Fakie: F**K, I THOUGHT THIS WAS MELONREN

Pineapple: I was sick of your shit, Fakie

Augustus: the f**k are you to tell me I’m in hell?

Sunstorm: bitch I’m way older than you, and this is why *explains why in barely any detail*

*agustus slaps sunstorm out of the way and keeps going*

Ezlo: Also you should really be careful, this isn’t the safest place

Agustus: whatever kid

Ezlo: I’m dead serious

Augustus: ok old man now get the f**k outta my way

Sunstorm: first, beat this very innocent enderman

Ezlo: seriously, don’t, you really don’t want to, this is a test of stupidity

Agustus: don’t tell me what to do dumb insect

Sunstorm: you cannot pass if you don’t decide what to do

Ezlo: DUDE

Bn; they didn’t grow up in melonren idiot

Fakie: I am retard, also I dare you to bring the dad to melonren

Bn; seems the gods would think he’s rather swell, besides the fact that he’s a human

Fakie: human is a human to them, so do it

*bn teleports Augustous(the dad) to melonren*

Sunstorm: welcome to the hell multiverse

*wawa appears*
Wawa: oh look, a dumb human

Ezlo: TAKE HIM, HE’S A BITCH

Wawa:
Ok
*he grabs him*
Agustus: let me down!

Ezlo: the only time i am ok with this

Wawa: goodbye now ezlo
*he flies to wave*

Wave: surprisingly quick this time

Wawa: this guy beat up ezlo, beat up his own children, and somehow escaped from blaze

*Wave just quickly eats that guy*

Wave: the true asshole

Wawa; go***mnit frost I’m doing my job

Frost: bruh

Wawa: what?

Frost: you aren’t taking him

Wawa: and why not?

Frost: because it’s wrong, Pitch did nothing wrong

Wawa: I don’t f**king know!

Wawa: look, lady I’m just doing my job

Frost: shut, you aren’t doing a job, you are being treated like a slave

Wawa: in what way?

*Frost explains how*

Wawa; but-but he protects me! He gives me a purpose!

Frost: he actually doesn’t care about you

Wawa: ...

Frost: you are somewhat retarded

Wawa: im 10 f**king years old

Frost: AND YOU ARE DOING THIS?!? WHAT THE HELL

Wawa; but-

Frost: he only cares about himself because of something Fakie did

Wawa: fakie is a piece of shit

Frost: indeed she is

Wawa: but if not serving him I have no purpose in life

Frost: that’s when you do other things

Wawa: he will kill me

Frost: someone may be able to revive you

Wawa: I bet your sister still has him

Wave: then go get him

*meanwhile somewhere else*

Pitch: sorry about all the trouble that you went through earlier

*wawa starts searching for pitch*

(Wait I meant frost in the last sentence lol)

Frost: and you might be f**ked

Pitch: .........

(I know)
*wawa spots him*
Wawa: aha!

Frost: move closer and I’ll Freeze you

Wawa: indeed

Wave: I’m assuming Humans are gone as well

Wawa; yep

Wave: also, get- shit, there is one human left, besides this asshole

Wawa: who?

Wave: stupid 17 year old wearing a hood and a mask (pitch)