Error666: Ok WHAT THE HELL?! WHY AM I A CAT?!

Alice: Dunno

Error: WHY ARE YOU A CAT?!

Alice: *shrug*

Error: Is this a dream?

Alice: No

Error: WHO ARE YOU?!

Alice: b o i

Error: Well?

Alice: what’s it matter to you?

Error: Whatever... *Glithes and teleports away*

Neko ash: WHY THE F**K DO I HAVE A TAIL, SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE!

Alice: I know

Ash: uhh, jester HANDED ME A BEER!
omen: jester is on vacation...

Alice: -.-

Ash: -_- wait, crucifix me and Aaron went to the bar...
Omen: crucifix is bombing the trump wall and Aaron is at the gym and you were at the gym last night...

Alice: ...

Ash:... ight imma head out...

Alice: okay...

Ash: *runs away*

Alice: Welp

Omen: XD

Alice: o-o

Ash: *he starts cutting his chest open*

Alice: *o-o intensifies*

Ash: *he ties a rope around his neck and he guts his arms*

*cuts*

Alice: lol

Omen: please don’t tell him I told you this...

Alice: okay...

Omen: he uh, he really likes you

Alice: I know...

Omen: how?

Alice: it’s kinda obvious

Omen: HOW?

Alice: -_-

*Ash’s curtains are open, and ash has his shirt off and he’s grabbing a rope*

Alice: *helps him up*

Ash: *confused niko noises*

Alice: XD

Omen: *hands ash a cigarette and ash immediately is calm*

Alice: ...

Ash: so, what the f**k just happened
Omen: you kissed alice

Alice: yep...

Ash: I was... drunk...
Omen: sureeeee 😏

Alice: -.-

Ash: I WAS!
Omen: he’s lying, I’ve been his friend for 5 years, and I know when he’s lying, and this is one of those times

Alice: chill XD

Neko ash: WHY? WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE A TAIL!? REEEEEEEEE, wait maybe this is just a dream *mind: if it is a dream... no, I wouldn’t kiss her, maybe*

Alice: lol

Neko ash: *kisses alice* IT IS A DREAM, THE BEST DREAM IN THE WORLD!

Alice: t-this isn’t a dream...

Neko ash: wait... if it’s not a dream then I just... *he parkours away*

Ash: *parkouring away*

Alice: well okay then...

Ash: *falls off building, and lands in front of alice* OW! MY UNNEEDED TAIL!