yo daddy i have been really needing you. i am alone and am depressed ever since my goldfish died. my cat sliced it in half and suck the insides out like a girl in nevada. i will need all the emotional support i can get
OMFG I am soooo sry about your goldfish. If this makes you feel any better I had a goldfish for about 4 years when it was only supposed to live for half a month. I was super sad when he died. I hope you feel better soon!