use BBQ/bbq pronouns from now on

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm f**king retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

*internal screaming*

lol

lol

lol

i sexually identify as water

i n t r e s t i n g

yes.....
that's means I'm wet all the time (just lighting the mood and messing it up in the same time since gotanypain have an alt)

BRUH

WHA-

idk. im water. im always wet and i make other people wet........ my boyfriend is sand. he really knows how to keep me wet............. WHAT AM I DOING!

lol

XDDDDDd

imma blow

...!?!

nvm.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(annoyed-sway has been detected)

idk

ikr lol

let me just randomly start up an actually conversation that is not about being bored
...
there that my conversation about not being bored. i have nothing else to say except im bored

BUT STILL

(thats (obviously) what she said)

WHAT THE-

Hmm fair enough