NOW WE KNOW WHY HE KIDNAPS THE PRINCESS

bowser needs to learn about condoms

tell me who told you to send this I got this message on Google Hangouts five times today and three times yesterday so can you not do this

Suddenly, Rule 34 makes sense.

:0)

What is rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the Internet.
"If it exists, There's porn of it", Meaning people on the internet make porn out of everything

How did he even get all these children?
Wouldn't have Mario gotten suspicious about any pregnancies, that seem abnormal?
And also, they wouldn't look completely like Bowser if it was with Peach.

is he a stepdad or dad

So that's why he need her

He should give them all their own clown cars, like he did in smash.

Bowser will become an internet browser if you add an R after the B or give him eyebrows

noice

Guys, all the kids but bower jr are adopted.

But they all have the last name Koopa, though.

Idk that just confirmed lore

huh, I guess bowser is actually the one that need saving.

Hahahahaha

finally, it's Father's day

damn son, use a condom

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