well when i was a young'un they used to teach ya to play music like this here...1...2...3..&4&; STRANDED; STRANDED ON THE TOILET BOWL; WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE STRANDED; TO PROVE YOU'RE A MAN; AND YOU CAN'T FIND A ROLL; YOU MUST WIPE WITH YOUR HAND; BECAUSE...YOU'RE STRANDED; STRANDED ON THE TOILET BOWL
