Oh no cat

straight up ask you out, cuz ive done that before and it worked

what in the hell-

I mean, if it works

You can just casually ask someone out and it works? That has not happened to me once lmao

have you TRIED?

Yes and it failed miserably

idk

act normal, but inside be a complete mess

understandable but then what would you do if I hugged you?(Considering this situation) lmao

(assumed)

first off, there is no context on why your hugging me, but oh well

but i would prob start blushing a lot and i would get real hot and sweaty

and if I noticed and said "you good?"

"y-yeah, just m-my seasonal allergies" and run off

and if you had saw me a day later?

act normal-ish, im usally pretty good at hiding a crush

and if I asked you if you had a crush on anyone?

"if i did i wouldnt tell you"

"why wouldn't you? You can trust me you know."

"i know, but i dont tell anyone my crush, my friend or not"

"pleeeaaseee?" *Would tilt my head and look at you with a cute begging face*

"n-n-no"

"you suttered..." *looks at you normally*

"n-no i didnt"

"you stuttered again..." *would walk an inch closer eyebrows raised in curiousity*

"n-no i didn't, i-its nothing" *would back up closer to the exit of the school so i can run if i need to"

"Pleeeeaaaseee tell me who your crush is" *goes back to the tilted head cute begging face*

"n-no, im n-not gonna" *backs away even more*

"pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

"w-why should i tell you"

"because you can trust meee"

"prove it"

"How?" *tilts head in confusion*

"never mind i guess, you'll just never get to know my crush"

"come on pleeeeeeeaaseeeeeeeeee?* *would make a very cute begging face*

"w-why do you wanna know so bad?"

"because I'm curious"

"your not gonna find out tho"

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

"only if you tell yours"

"I actually don't have one" *100% telling the truth*

"then im not telling you mine"

"pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" *would take a few steps closer then tilt my head against making the cutest begging face humanely possible*

*would blush* "n-n-no" *runs away*

*would see you the next day, remembering everything that happened the day before*

"Come on pleeeeeeeaaseeeeeeeeee tell me who your crush is" *would make the cutest begging face humanely possible again*

"fine, i-its church" *clearly lying*

"I can tell you're lying. Who is it really?"

"n-no its church, i p-promise its church" *also still clearly lying*

"I can literally see you're lying. Who is it actually? Please you can tell meeee"

"w-why do you want to know so badly"

"as I said before, I'm curious"

"well im not telling you"

*would go walk to my locker*

*would follow you and pin you to your locker by holding your arms* "until you tell me I'm not letting you go"

"i-its church, i promise"

*would still keep you pinned* "ok that's a lie, who is it really? Don't make me lose my patience."

"s-spire, everyone is staring at us"

"I don't care. Tell me." *would still have you pinned*

"well my self conscious does, so if you want me to be depressed and humiliated, go ahead"

*still pinning you, but gently* "just please tell me" *looks at you in a half sad way*

"i d-don't want to s-spire" *winces*

*would look at you in a half sympathetic half sad look* "please..."

"well thanks a lot spire, now im gonna be the bullying target, people even have there phones out"

*would let go of you but quickly grab your hand so you don't escape* *would blink at them and growl* F**K OFF OR I'LL RIP YOUR THROATS OUT

*a lot of ooooooo's and i ship it's come from the crowd*

"great going spire"

"don't move." *would walk up to one of the kids holding their throat, ready to rip it out in a heartbeat* "I wasn't f**king kidding, f**k off."

*completely books it and runs the other way*

*would tear the kid's throat out, leaving them bleeding out on the floor* "don't f**k with me." *would chase after you, letting out a sigh*

*keeps running out of the school, onto the street, and a car comes speeding at me*

"f**k no" *would catch up withing 2 seconds and throw you backwards, while I slowly back up*

"you didnt need to do that spire"

*tries to sit upwards but arm is broken from the fall*

**within

holy motherfuçks

"I did." *would notice, and gently lift you making sure that arm didn't touch anything* "let's get that fixed..." *would bring you inside gently, and get to the nurses office as quickly as possible*

"im not going back to school spire"

"You don't have to" *steals a first aid kit and wraps your arm gently*

"why did you save me spire, hell would've been so much better"

*moves arm around, seems to work better, flexes it as a joke and laughs a little*

"Say that again. I dare you. Hell isn't better, trust me."

"hell would've been so much better"

*would sigh and stare into your eyes, with both anger and concern*

"j-just leave me alone please"

"why?" *would grab a chair so I could sit next to you*

"why does it matter, can you just leave me alone"

bro

the nurse would give him a f**king ice pack

that won't help

LOL TRUE

oh yeah, my 122 iq is kicking in.

lol

yup

lmao I'd steal supplies

dude

al the nurse have are band aids, peppermints, and ice packs. Believe me, I've been to the nurse's office enough times to know.

I've been in nurses offices as well dumbass

"Why does it matter? Cause I care about you." *would sigh and cross my legs*

*would blush* "just, i wanna be alone"

"You uh...You just blushed..." *moves around a bit in the chair*

"w-what. n-no i didnt, your crazy, im crazy" *would run away*

*too lazy and exhausted to chase after you*

*keeps running, and trips badly*

FU-

*would hear it, and follow where the sound was* "boi." *would sit down next to you* "you're a wreck today" *would sigh, and realization would hit* "Do you... Err... Do you have a crush on me?"

*blushes even more* "w-what? no, i dont at all, i dont have a crush on you, my crush is uh-erm- mookie" *clearly lying*

"Youre lying I can tell. Also you're blushing a lot."

*throws up*
"SHIT SORRY"

*thinking: well that's normal* *just silently backs away a bit*

"im sorry spire..."
*looks downwards, looking somewhat sadish*

"No it's okay" *would stay in place*

*cries*

"Shhh... don't cry..." *very sympathetic look*

"i was *sniffles* so s-stupid to a-actually think s-someone, let aloone y-you, to h-have a c-crush on me o-or actually *sniffles again* l-like me

*would walk back to you* "Shhhhh..." *would kiss your forehead*

*would blush, but frown* thats just a pity kiss so i dont feel bad

"maybe, or maybe not" *would kiss you on the lips gently*

*blushes even more, but still frowns* "thanks, but thats also a pity kiss"

"Let's test that..." *closes eyes blushing a tiny bit and kisses you on the lips again, but forces my tongue into your mouth*

*blushes a LOT, is panicked, but kisses back after a few seconds*

*would continue kissing you*

*pulls away, but continues to look into your eyes*

"damn, where has that been all my life?"

"I don't know" *blinks*

"well right in front of me apparently"

*hugs you gently*

*smiles and gently hugs you back*

*thinks: i never wanna leave this hug, i don't wanna go to school, i don't wanna go home, i don't wanna go anywhere. i just wanna stay nice and warm wrapped up in this hug*

*hugs a little bit tighter, but not that much*

*smiling, obviously very happy*

*smiles, even more happy then you*

you guys DO realized that I'm stalking you right

Oh I know

But this isn't real, nor do we have feelings for eachother aside from friendship, so it doesn't matter.

I know but still

Bruh why does it matter

lol its a rp