Report it via phone and show it to the principal and or school staff.

Mkay

I would defend you against the bullies.

Yay I guess

Option 1: try to stop the bullies
Option 2: do nothing because I'm helpless

say some s hit to the bullies
And slap them with my hands that are hard
(Yeah my slaps hurt soo bad)

K...

Or just you know do some weird shit and say some Japanese shit to scare them away

*you hear Detroit in the distance

SMAAAAAAAASH

OmO

*the bullies are gone*

get stuck between helping you and running away

I threaten the bullies with my pit bull who knows the command sick

Well it’s a tough choice, if I were to attack them, you would say some like why the hell did u do that, and I would get in trouble. And if I didn’t and you saw me you would yell at me saying why didn’t I help, and if I reported it to a trusted adult even with evidence, I would become even more of a bullying target

So essentially it’s a trap

bruh I don't yell at anyone much less talk to them

Still, it’s a trap