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COPYPASTA | NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH. YOUR JOKE IS SO BAD I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED THE JOKE WENT OVER MY HEAD AND YOU GAVE UP RE-TELLING ME THE JOKE. TO BE HONEST THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME. NOT A CHUCKLE, NOT A HEHE, NOT EVEN A SUBTLE BURST OF AIR OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS. SCIENCE SAYS BEFORE YOU LAUGH YOUR BRAIN PREPS YOUR FACE MUSCLES BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH. 0/10 THIS JOKE IS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE LEGALLY ALLOWED YOU TO BE CREATIVE AT ALL. THE AMOUNT OF BRAINPOWER YOU MUST HAVE PUT INTO THAT JOKE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO POWER EVERY HOUSE ON EARTH. GET A PERSONALITY AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE JOKES, READ A BOOK. I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE FUNNY I GENUINELY MEAN IT ON HOW THIS IS JUST BOTTOM BARREL EMBARRASSMENT AT COMEDY. YOU'VE SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED HUMOR AND EVERY COMEDIC ACT ON THE PLANET. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT SOCIETY HAS FAILED AS A WHOLE IN BEING ABLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY. HONESTLY, IF I PUT IN ALL MY POWER AND TIME TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR JOKE FUNNY IT WOULD REQUIRE EINSTEIN HIMSELF TO BUILD A DEVICE TO STRAP ME INTO SO I CAN BE CONNECTED TO THE ENERGY OF A BILLION STARS TO DO IT, AND EVEN THEN ALL THAT JOKE WOULD GET FROM PEOPLE IS A SUBTLE SCUFF. YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE SLIGHTEST OF EMPATHY FOR YOU AFTER TELLING THAT JOKE OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED EVERY WAR CRIME IN THE BOOK JUST TO PREVENT YOU FROM ATTEMPTING ANY HUMOR EVER AGAIN. WE SHOULD PUT THAT JOKE IN TEXTBOOKS SO FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN BE WARY OF BECOMING SUCH AN ABSOLUTE COMEDIC FAILURE. I'M DISAPPOINTED, HURT, AND OUTRIGHT OFFENDED THAT MY PRECIOUS TIME HAS BEEN WASTED IN MY PATHETIC BRAIN UNDERSTANDING THAT JOKE. IN THE TIME THAT TOOK I WAS PLANNING ON HELPING KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ORPHANED, BUT BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME EXPLAINING THE OBSCENE INTEGRITY OF YOUR TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT COMEDY. NOW THOSE KIDS ARE SUFFERING WITHOUT MEALS AND THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOU. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,177 views • 3 upvotes • Made by The-One 4 years ago in MS_memer_group
6 Comments
The-One
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrible attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brainpower you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single-handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in textbooks so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my pathetic brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that, you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The-One
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
The CheyTac Intervention is an American bolt-action sniper rifle manufactured by CheyTac LLC, which can also be classified as an anti-materiel rifle. It is fed by a 7-round detachable single-stack magazine (an optional 5-round magazine is also available). It is specifically chambered in either .408 Chey Tac or .375 Chey Tac ammunition. CheyTac INC states that the system is capable of delivering sub-MOA accuracy at ranges of up to 2,500 yd (2,286 m), one of the longest ranges of all modern-day sniper rifles. It is based on the EDM Arms Windrunner.
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1 up, 4y
no bolt action sucks
Rightonit
1 up, 4y
why did i laugh at this
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y
I don't like you, T-Series
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once
Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
Sit the f**k down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely f**king done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on, T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama
So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? (Ew)
I'm a Blue-Eyes White Dragon while you're just Dark Magician (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation
But I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Ops)
Motu Patlu, what the f**k is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
No Papa, no Papa, yes Papa; Johnny
Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this f**kin' party with some
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just crying for their momma
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at T-Series, they just wetting their pajama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
You got a population of 1.32 billion
But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
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NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH. YOUR JOKE IS SO BAD I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED THE JOKE WENT OVER MY HEAD AND YOU GAVE UP RE-TELLING ME THE JOKE. TO BE HONEST THIS IS A HORRIBLE ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF ME. NOT A CHUCKLE, NOT A HEHE, NOT EVEN A SUBTLE BURST OF AIR OUT OF MY ESOPHAGUS. SCIENCE SAYS BEFORE YOU LAUGH YOUR BRAIN PREPS YOUR FACE MUSCLES BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THE SLIGHTEST TWITCH. 0/10 THIS JOKE IS SO BAD I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE LEGALLY ALLOWED YOU TO BE CREATIVE AT ALL. THE AMOUNT OF BRAINPOWER YOU MUST HAVE PUT INTO THAT JOKE HAS THE POTENTIAL TO POWER EVERY HOUSE ON EARTH. GET A PERSONALITY AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE JOKES, READ A BOOK. I'M NOT SAYING THIS TO BE FUNNY I GENUINELY MEAN IT ON HOW THIS IS JUST BOTTOM BARREL EMBARRASSMENT AT COMEDY. YOU'VE SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED HUMOR AND EVERY COMEDIC ACT ON THE PLANET. I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT SOCIETY HAS FAILED AS A WHOLE IN BEING ABLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE FUNNY. HONESTLY, IF I PUT IN ALL MY POWER AND TIME TO TRY AND MAKE YOUR JOKE FUNNY IT WOULD REQUIRE EINSTEIN HIMSELF TO BUILD A DEVICE TO STRAP ME INTO SO I CAN BE CONNECTED TO THE ENERGY OF A BILLION STARS TO DO IT, AND EVEN THEN ALL THAT JOKE WOULD GET FROM PEOPLE IS A SUBTLE SCUFF. YOU'RE LUCKY I STILL HAVE THE SLIGHTEST OF EMPATHY FOR YOU AFTER TELLING THAT JOKE OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE COMMITTED EVERY WAR CRIME IN THE BOOK JUST TO PREVENT YOU FROM ATTEMPTING ANY HUMOR EVER AGAIN. WE SHOULD PUT THAT JOKE IN TEXTBOOKS SO FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN BE WARY OF BECOMING SUCH AN ABSOLUTE COMEDIC FAILURE. I'M DISAPPOINTED, HURT, AND OUTRIGHT OFFENDED THAT MY PRECIOUS TIME HAS BEEN WASTED IN MY PATHETIC BRAIN UNDERSTANDING THAT JOKE. IN THE TIME THAT TOOK I WAS PLANNING ON HELPING KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN ORPHANED, BUT BECAUSE OF THAT, YOU'VE WASTED MY TIME EXPLAINING THE OBSCENE INTEGRITY OF YOUR TERRIBLE ATTEMPT AT COMEDY. NOW THOSE KIDS ARE SUFFERING WITHOUT MEALS AND THERE'S NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOU. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.