Ask or Dare Shai

Yeeee IM here first

lol

loll

lol
Why are you and Jade trying to be first on other people's i m a g e s

wynaut

S t o p w i t h w y n a u t

n o

S a t p

n O

L o r d H e l i x h a s f o u n d y o u r s i n u n f o r g i v a b l e

n o u

N o u

N o w s h u t o r I h a v e S h a i a n d D e n k i b e a t t h e m c - c r a p o u t o f y o u

Ill beat them

Nu you won't
Cause they'll call k a c c h a n and he'll beat you a s s

Doubt it

Jade; H e l l o

Shai: Hai

Jade: Ready to be kidnapped?

Shai: Kidnap me and I'll call Denki and Kacchan on you

Jade; I’m a god -_-

Shai: Wait then I'm dead if I'm with a god-

Jade; Nope

Shai: ;-; Well then how am I talking to you

Jade; I’m a god, J can go wherever J want

Shai: o ok

Jade: Yep

Shai: What now?

Jade: J dunno

Shai: o oki

Jade: Ig I will just kidnap you myself, I haven’t tried that before

Shai: Lord-

Jade: What?

Shai: Do you have to kidnap me?

Jade: I mean why not

Shai: o ok

Jade: So uh *teleports a white van and teleports inside it* Want some candy?

Shai: No...

Jade; Uhhh *the white van turns into an ice cream truck* Want some ice cream?

Shai: Nu...
Kacchan: *walks up and looks at the truck* What the f*ck-
Shai: Kacchan l a n g u a g e

Jade: Hi ;-;

Kacchan: Hi. May I ask what the hell you and Shai are doing?
Shai: O she's trying to kidnap me
Kacchan: The f*ck

Jade: I’m bad at kidnapped people ;-;

Kacchan: We can clearly see that

Jade: Scorpion would be better at this, and Hazīn, and puma, and pixie.. and Lunis, and basically all the people I created

Kacchan: And how many people do you have that would like their asses kicked?

Jade: *shrug*

Kacchan: ...
Shai: Imma just go cause I don't wanna be kidnapped...

Jade; Nuu

Shai: Why

Jade: I wanna kidnap you

Shai: I know but can you do the not?

Jade: Why not

Shai: o. So your gonna kidnap me or someone else?

Jade: I have to figure out how to kidnap you before I can actually kidnap you

Shai: Is that gonna take long cause if so I’m just gonna leave

Jade: Uuuh want yo come to my place

Shai: oki

Jade: Yay!

Shai: ...
Kacchan: Imma just go
Shai: Don't leave me

Jade: Let’s go

Shai: oki
Kacchan: *walks off*
Shai: ;-; *waits for you to lead the way*

Jade; *starts walking*

Shai: *follows*

Jade: *walks into a small house*

Shai: *follows inside*

Jade; Yay!

Shai: ...

Jade; I finally kidnapped you!
*the door locks on it’s own*

Shai: ;-; can I go now that you've kidnapped me

Jade: Nu

Shai: Why

Jade: Because that would be boring

Shai: Then what are you gonna do with me?

Jade: I dunno

Shai: ...

Jade: Are you hungry?

Shai: No

Jade; Ok

Shai: So when can I leave?

Jade: I dunno

Shai: ;-;

Jade; Never I guess

Shai: Why

Jade: Because I feel like it

Shai: Then how the hell am I supposed to become number one hero if I'm stuck here?

Jade; Numbers one wot

Shai: Hero. If your a god you should know what a number one hero is

Jade: Eh

Shai: Either be a hero or be apart of the league of villians

Jade: Why not both

Shai: Cause they probably kicc you out of U.A if your apart of the league of villains

Jade: They don’t have to know

Shai: how

Jade: Easy, you keep it a secret

Shai: They legit find you moments after you get kidnapped

Jade: Sus

Shai: I'm not sus. It happened to Kacchan

Jade: Hm

Shai: ...

Jade: I wonder how they find you so quickly

Shai: I dunno but Mr.Aizawa will probably come looking for me I guess

Jade: Interesting

Shai: ...

Jade; I’ma god though soo

Shai: Gods still can be hurt

Jade: Not this god

Shai: Then what will make you let me go

Jade; Dunno

Shai: ...

Jade: I mean I gotta be better than scorpion

Shai: wot does scorpion do

Jade: Kidnap and sell people

Shai: o lord. Then wot do you do

Jade; I usually just watch from behind the forth wall

Shai: o ok

Jade: I was bored so i kidnapped you though

Shai: I have a question tho. What kind of god just kidnaps people or makes the people they created kidnap people?

Jade: Me kind

Shai: ...

Jade: ;-;

Shai: So I'm stuck here?

Jade; Yeah

Shai: ...

Jade: You ok?

Shai: Yeah

Jade; Good

Shai: I guess

Jade: That’s good

Shai: ...

Jade; :P

SHai: wot now

Jade: I dunno

Shai: o ok