Oriku: What's a simp-?

Elder: simp as in... simpsons-

[Oriku blinked.] "Like in the show?"

Elder: ye-

Albin: she’s lying! A simp is someone who’s really attracted to another person!

[Oriku gave a laugh.] "Please. I'm not a crush magnet."

Elder: then why is Weenie Burger always there-

"Weenie Burger's a pervert. He's around everyone with only x chromosomes."

[Oriku shrugged.] "I'm gonna pretend I know what's going on."

its no wonder why Weenie Burger is trying to see Oriku's bra and panties.. the simp meter!

[Oriku smiled.] "A net. We catch him and post the results on youtube."

Fireball:OH HO HO HO!

[Oriku gave a slightly evil laugh.]

Fireball:MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Weenie Burger:*hearing* the hell?

[Oriku's laugh now bordered on the insane, a roar-like bellow that sounded more like a male lion than a female leopard] "KAHAHAHAHAHAKRAGHAHAHAHA!"

Fireball:O_O

"KHAGRARAHAHAHAhaha..." [Oriku slowly stopped her insane lion laughter when she noticed Fireball quaking. She tried downplaying it with a small laugh.] "I get carried away sometimes."

Fireball:it’s okay..

[Oriku paused for a moment, then gained a determined look on her face.] "Okay, now we should actually try to catch Weenie Burger."

Fireball:alright!

Danny:*wearing the cloak still*

Weenie Burger:*shrugs*

[The orb suddenly turned into a demon-cat. Bipedal, wearing a lovely crimson dress. She had long black hair and dark gray fur. She had a very alluring look.]

Weenie Burger:WHAT THE-

[Oriku scurried higher into the trees, where the leave hid her completely. She dropped a little gray orb onto the ground.]

Weenie Burger:an orb? *walks to it*
Fireball:oh shit, i think he noticed!

[The demon-cat streached, yawning.] "Nice nap. I feel better now." [She turned to Weenie Burger.] "And who do we have here?"

Weenie Burger:*teleports away*

[Oriku crouched, putting the items on her back. She was tracking. Touching the ground she slowly slinked left or right, like a big cat catching their prey.]

Fireball:*looks around to see if weenie burger isnt here*

[Oriku continued slinking. She suddenly jumped into a tree and scanned the forest floor with her sharp eyesight. She signed to Fireball, 'Do you see him?'

Fireball:yep i think he's walking..

Weenie Burger:*walks around*

[Oriku soundlessly slinked through the trees. Not even a leaf quivered.]

Weenie Burger:*walking thru the trees*

Fireball:*whispers* so, whats the plan to trap him?

[Oriku signed again. 'North, East, South, or West?']

Fireball:north.'

Weenie Burger:what to do? what to do?

[Oriku signs, 'Watch.']

Fireball:ok.

Weenie Burger:*looking at the trees*

She's gotta be a simp magnet for a reason.

Weenie Burger:*looking at them thru the bushes* hehehe...

Bloo: C’MERE BOY!-

Weenie Burger:*pulls out wings* you bring Mucky or anything, you D I E!

Fireball:Bloo, get him..

Bloo: I guess I’m going solo.

*Bloo becomes Batshit mode.*

[Oriku assumed nothing was amiss and sat down on a rock and played cat's cradle.]

Weenie Burger:hm... *puts on the fan to lift her skirt*

Fireball:oh hi Or- *facepalms*

[Oriku shrugged.] "It's fine Fireball, I know how to deal with him."

Fireball:ok..

[Oriku stretched, continuing to weave an elaborate pattern with her cat's cradle.] "Trust me."

Fireball:ok, I will ^-^

Weenie Burger:*far away* now, how do I get rid of those shorts?

[Oriku entered her home and searched through her drawers and closets for a few, some lethal, looking items.]

Fireball:*holding the camera*

[Oriku smiled, sat on a flat rock, and played cat's cradle once more. She was obviously skilled at this, the way she played was almost like a picture was unfolding in front of one's eyes.]

Weenie Burger:*sighs* it’s no use trying to see her panties with those stupid shorts.. *walks away*

Fireball:*drinking a can of ice tea*

[Oriku didn't notice that her shorts were missing. She grabbed the items she needed and hurried out of the house. She met up with Fireball again.] "Got everything I need."

Fireball:ok, what did you get?

Weenie Burger:*sleepinf*

*WAT did Weenie Burger just try and give up on something-* [Oriku noticed the tea, but said nothing, concentrating on her cradle. It looked like... a cat... and a machine... there was something else, machine-like, but still biological.]

Weenie Burger:*acts like he gave up but is actually plotting something*

Fireball:did he just-

[Oriku short wired the fan as she did before, glaring at Weenie Burger. She was still wearing shorts.] "Think about it Weenie, I run through the jungle every day. I'd wear shorts."

Weenie Burger:F**K!

*That makes more sense* [Oriku nodded proudly as she finished her cat's cradle.] "Met his match, I'd suppose."

Fireball:i dont know... he might be thinking of a way..

Weenie Burger:*teleports to her room without anyone knowing*

[Oriku set the cradle down, grabbed more thread, and started a new cradle.] "Unless he really wants to pull some stupid crap, then I'll beat him up like before."

Fireball:*sips*

Weenie Burger:*hides the shorts in a minecraft chest* and now i wait til tomorrow..

[Oriku gave a snort.] "Whatever it is, I'm ready for it."

Fireball:ok.

Weenie Burger:*opens the closet and takes all the shorts* im gonna hide these *teleports away with the stuff he took*

[Oriku smiled at the idea.] "Yes, the heck I will."

Fireball:yep. *sips*

[Oriku shrugged, continuing to play cat's cradle.] "Try again never."

Weenie Burger:*stomps away in anger* theres gotta be a way to see her panties!

Fireball:just give up.

Elder: C’MERE BOI-

Weenie Burger:AAH!

[Oriku suddenly clapped and looked at Fireball.] "Hey, I have an idea!"

Fireball:you have an idea? *puts his can on the table*

Orange: *holding a machine gun*

Weenie Burger:oh brother

Orange: >:(

[Oriku nods.] "You can bring a camera with you. I'm going to my house to get a few things."

Fireball:ok! *gets a camera*

Weenie Burger:*far away* zzz

[Oriku called after Weenie Burger,] "FIREBALL HAS A PRETTY GOOD SUGGESTION YA KNOW!"

Weenie Burger:*grunts and flies away*

[Oriku gave the sorry-not-sorry wave before continuing with her cat's cradle.]

Fireball:sorry about that guy Oriku