M’s new stand, masquerade. Basically turns human (or other) faces into masks. Quite horrific when you think about it.

Not bad

M:thanks :D
Masquerade:*reaches for you*
M:no. *stops masquerade*

Can my face become a mask? I need to hide my depression

M:well masquerade steals faces, not copy them...

Even better

M: :l

Now I don't have to cut my own off

M:that makes more sense, but please get some help...

Why?

M:you want to rip your face off. Why?

Creator: no need, a bone model is enough...

M:oh okay.

Creator:... can it steal my face?

M:yes. It steals it, not copy’s it.

C: I know... thats why I asked.

M:oh okay.

C: you wanna try it?

M:I will only use this for good, or marketing but mostly good.

creator: a) "marketing"
b) I don't think it can...

M:huh... TIME TO SELL SOME MASKS!

creator: w h a t

M:that’s what I mean by “marketing”. IM GONNA BE A BUSINESS WOMAN!

creator: ...do it and the only mask I'll be selling is yours.

M:trust me, I’m only going for the weak. I’m not gonna fight a skeleton that has seen every natural disaster.

creator:... just don't let me catch you selling masks of good people.

M:I wouldn’t.*fingers crossed behind back*

creator: surely you know what these headphones let me do?

M:(image)

creator: don't even try

M: ... *RUNS* YOU CANT CATCH WHAT YOU CANT REACH!

*teleports in front of you*
I can though.

M:f r i c k

Creator: Don't even try parallel dimensions, I can reach those too.

M:*sweats*

creator: ... just don't even try it

M:your not gonna hurt me right...

creator: not yet anyway.

M:*walks away* I am so f**ked...

creator: *jumps into a portal*

M:what was that?

*but nobody came... yet*

M:*keeps walking*

*still no one came... yet*

M:*eventually arrives home*

creator: *in his mind* sus

M:well... a long day deserves a long nap...*flops down on couch*

creator: *intense hidden watching masquerade*

M: * s n o r e *

creator: *still stays with determination*

*3 hours later*
M:*awaken’t*

creator: *hasn't even blonked*

M:*wakes up* well.. now time to do something that involves me doing something. *gets paper**draws something*

creator: *makes a pan fall because sus*

M:*messes up* FRICK! And what was that? *walks over*

*hidden creator anti-noises*

M:well... I don’t have a cat anymore... so somethings wrong, I can feel it...

creator: *invisible teleportio*

M:well... ima go to sleep now... *goes to bedroom**sleep*

creator: *(pretends to) leave*

*7 hours later*
Alarm:*BLARES POLISH COW*
M:IM UP!

creator: *is nonexistent... ?*

M:well... another day... *gets up**starts to undress*

creator: *still is sleeping in because lazy*

*20 minutes later*
M:And out the door I go to do nothing for society. *leaves house*

creator: *god sense* somethings about to do a wrong I can feel it

M:*walk**disappears into a crowd*big crowd chase scene time*

creator: *invisible float* she's about to skin someone.

M:*walks into a alleyway*

creator: hmm *follows invisibly*

M:I feel like I’m being watched...

creator: *floats invisible*

M:*walks somewhere sus*

creator: *le float*

M:*being sus as usual *

creator: *waits for her to use stand*

Random dude:*acting sus as well*
M:*f**king steals his face*
Random dude:*ded*

creator: *nope* *gives dude back face and wipes memory* *drops m into portal*
*reappears next to m*
please explain your now-worthless existence

M:okay, so a lady and a man loved each other very much-

creator: stfu you know what the f**k I mean

M:*sigh* fine... they made me do it... I have no money and things here are so expensive compared to what money I had originally.... so I took a job as an assassin to at least be able to eat...

creator: *Is she lying?* hmmm... take this *chucks bag of money because OC rp be like*

*she actually isn’t believe it or not*
M:t-thanks... You sure you want me to have it?

c: take it... but if I should catch you again, I will murder you.

M:o-okay...*runs away*

creator: does teleporto

M:*huff**huff**wheeze**huff**passes out*

creator: *facepalms... skull-bones?* *green magic*

M:I-I can’t let them know I failed...

creator: just show them the f**king money

M:th-they want these specific people, not money...

creator: ah f**k those idiots *makes fake mask*

M:well you see, I work for this woman that works for this man, and this one guy is the one they want in specific.*shows image* and if I fake it, they’ll kill me...

creator: murder them :D

M:I cant, one has an entire army of dudes, and another is basically a god...

creator: would love to murder them.

M:okay, fine by me...

*10 hours later universal balance has been restored*

M:wow... your actually did it...

creator: what? I'm not scared to kill someone, I've had to destroy entire AUs before...

M: 0_0

Creator: what? they were all... very bad people

M:it’s just the fact you destroyed universes...

creator:... hard work it is.

M:I thank you for killing my bosses however...*shakes bone hand*

C: nice ta do business with ya *jumps into portal*

M:what now...

C: i dunno, get a normal life?

M:how?

C: use the money to do something normal.

M:well, okay. I’ll probably be a costume designer, or something useful...

C: do anything bad, and I'll end you the same way I did them.

M:I wouldn’t.*leaves*
*2 weeks later*
M:well I’m a costume designer now. I actually am doing something useful. Huh.

Creator: :D

M: :)