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Muffin Business

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((New Thread!))

*Clayton leads them into a large chamber. Many surgical tools and other building instraments are layed out on tables. In the center is a large metal table with something covered by a large white sheet.*

Clayton: Today, I will be doing some testing with my new creation, and you will be the very first ones to witness it!
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Electra: Sweet.
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*Clayton chuckles a bit*

Clayton: Electra, you may unveil it.
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Electra: It would be my honor. *she yanks the sheet off*
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*Electra yanks off the sheet. There, on the table lays an unconscious Amber, laying down like a mummy in a sarcophagus. Clayton then hands a small remote to Electra.*

Clayton: Now... Activate her.
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Fireball:wow!

Danny:sweet!
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Electra: *presses a random button*
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((Right, now you have to be Amber too, K?))

*Amber's eyes snap open. She gets up uneasily, stumbling a bit, her hand clutching her head.*
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(Mk)

Electra: Wow!

Amber: Well this is a nice welcome. Where am I?
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Clayton: In my private lab. Now... let the tests commence!

*He walks to one side of the room and presses a button. which reveals a couple of targets*

Clayton: First the marksman test... Amber, use the LMG on your right arm and shoot the targets.

((She has a LMG in her right arm, btw...))
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Amber: One, this is actually kinda cool. Two, I am probably not gonna hit a single one. I work with fire best-

Electra: SHUT UP AND DO IT

Amber: Fine, fine, geez. *she shoots and misses the target* Told ya
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*Clayton looks disapointed for a second, then takes the remote from Electra*

Clayton: Well, that was a minor set back, but that's because her targeting computer wasn't on... Let me change that...

*He presses a button with an aiming redicle. Amber's eyes glow read*
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Fireball:cuz why not? You did try to freeze my friend a long time ago.

Weenie Burger:*puts on x ray goggles to see Frozette’s panties*
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Fireball:*facepalms* I think I got a plan.. *drags Frozette to the target room*
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Mixmellow:Icey...

Iceball:the mighty muffin is a fraud..

Mixmellow:*cries*

Fireball:EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER!

Danny:*ducks*
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Amber: LIES
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Frozette: What is the purpose of this-
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Fireball:HOLY SHIT!

Danny:WOAH!

Weenie Burger:does it steal panties?
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Clayton: No, Weenie Burger, it doesn't.
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Weenie Burger:F**K!

Fireball:it looks like a perfect one. is this part of the plan to get Cloudy back to stickdanny?

Danny:i might be a simpluman but i wish i can hug you.
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Fireball:now.. DUCK AND COVER!

Danny:WOAH!

Mixmellow:*crying outside*

Iceball:no, no, it’s okay! It’s okay *tries to make Mixmellow happy*
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Amber: Alright, I think I can do it this time-
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Danny:ok!

Fireball:*ducks and covers*

Mixmellow:*crying still*

Iceball:what to do, what to do?! I don’t want Mixie to cry!!
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Amber: *shoots again, this time hitting the target*
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Danny:nice!

Fireball:woah!

Mixmellow:*still crying*

Iceball:t-t-there’s gotta be a way to cheer him up!
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Electra: *shrugs* Put 'em to sleep or somethin'
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Iceball:ok! *tries to put Mixmellow to sleep* oh wait.. he’s 15....

Mixmellow:*crying still but didn’t lose his innocence*

Iceball:AAH!
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Clayton: No need to hide. You are perfectly safe.

*He looks towards Amber*

Clayton: Now, take the shot. You can't miss.
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Amber: *shoots and hits the target in the center* Hey!
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*Clayton smiles*

Clayton: Good, good! Now for test two!

*He presses another button, revealing a fencing robot with a blunt sword.*

Clayton: The swordsmen test. Amber, use your wrist blades and try to parry the bot's attacks.

((She also has 10 inch blades in her wrists.))
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Fireball:WOAH!

Mixmellow:*still crying*
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((We gonna have to move the rest of this for tomorrow since jaiden is offline...))
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Danny the simpluman:alright, since Stickdanny is still crying, i decided to finish that bait.

Fireball:ouch..

Mixmellow:but why am i here?
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Clayton: No good clue...
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Mixmellow:*notices stickdanny* whats wrong?

Fireball:oh its just something Mixmellow

Danny:alright, the bait is finished!
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((Hey, I'm also waiting for jaiden to show up to be Amber. I want this to be set in the lab.))
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(ok.)
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("Tis I, the almighty Jaiden)

Electra: What's going on here?
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Fireball:depends, are you those stinking Muffin Cult members?

Weenie Burger:i heard they are wearing muffin patterned panti-

Iceball:NO
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Electra: Nope, those members are weirdos
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Clayton: Oh, Electra, how nice of you to join us! I was just going to be showing off what I have been doing for a few days!
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Electra: Aight. They honestly need a dose of reality
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Fireball:i know right!

Mixmellow:*still sitting*

Iceball:im gonna tell Mixmellow reality, wish me luck on it not destroying his innocence
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Fireball:good! yo Clayton, are you finished with that creation?

Weenie Burger:your still sus to me. i did hear that these muffin cult wear muffin patterned panties so.. *pulls Electra's pants down quick*
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Electra: HEY!

*they were blue and yellow*
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Weenie Burger:your good *pulls them back up with a nosebleed*

Fireball:you seriously have a problem Weenie
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Clayton: Excellent! Now, if you were all to come with me...

*Clayton opens a large steel door and walks into his lab.*

Clayton: Come on in! Don't be shy!
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Electra: *walks in* Huh.
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Fireball:okay!

Danny:got it sir!

Mixmellow:*still sitting*

Iceball:ill be right her telling Mixmellow the truth of this muffin
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