2016; THE DEMOCRATS ARE CHEATING BY COMMITTING MASSIVE ELECTORAL FRAUD. THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION HAVE BEEN RIGGED. Sir, WE won. WHAAAAT? REALLY? DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. HOW DO I GET MYSELF OUT OF THIS ONE? I didn't mean THIS election - I meant it will happen in 2020. MAN I'M SOOOO SMART!
