Biden Impeached - 0% since he won’t be president
Trump runs 2024 - 0% since he will already have served his second term. Trump Jr has higher probability.
Harris grows a big beautiful Afro - 0% since she’s doesn’t have ethnic traits to grow one
Hillary gets on Biden’s cabinet - 0% since Biden will not need to pick a cabinet
AOC dumped by boyfriend - 0% since he would be in fear of making the lunatic’s “list” out of spite.