i havent ate or drank anyhitng today

Bulbasaur commands you too drink and eat

bulbasaur doesnt decide if i die or not

you do not love me

Uh yeah
I think I know that

so u lied

I legit just drank over 60 ounces of it in less than 25 minutes and I think I'm gonna puke

oh lord

hmmmmm

*casually eats the ice*

Passive agressive?

I just consumed 2 gallons of grape-flavored water and have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes

o o f

Indeed oof

Fun fact: 70 cups of coffee can kill you
Me: *about to drink 70 cups of coffee* dose this count as water?

Me who just got up and had waffles: Uh nu