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*Clayton walks in with two Garf bodyguards.*

Clayton: So... how's it been, friend?
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Stickdanny:well its just that.. the muffin cult problem is getting worse, and i think im about to lose my girlfriend cuz of the bait. :(

Fireball:he's dating a literal blue fox!
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*Clayton gives him a long stare, then looks back at the bar.*

Clayton: What a shame...

*He pulls out and lights a cigar, then takes a puff.*

Clayton: Well, you still got to focus on what's ahead. Once we have those bas*ards right where we want em'...

*He wips out a switch blade and slams it into the bar top, sticking it into the wood*

Clayton: That gf of yours is gonna come running right back for safety...
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Stickdanny:ok...

Fireball:but she's a member tho... how will she run back?

Iceball:at least there isnt any TopHats..
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*Clayton chuckles to himself*

Clayton: Don't you see, Stick-boy? She'll see the force and authority the GDF has. The Muffin Cult will look like a joke to her! She desert on the spot!

*He takes another puff, chuckles, and leans back in his seat*

Clayton: She'll run from danger... They'll all run...
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Stickdanny:*sniff* r-really?

Fireball:you really think that would work *sips some fire drink*
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*Clayton looks at fireball long and hard.*

Clayton: Allow me to give you a presentation.

*He pulls out a 45. and aims it at Fireball's head*

Clayton: Say you are the Cult and I am the GDF. The gun represents the GDF's vast military power. When faced with such overwhelming odds, would it be easier to fight or surrender and live another day?
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Fireball:holy shit! *gulp*

Stickdanny:surrender?
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Clayton: Y'know, surrender, give up, capitulate, retreat! That stuff! The ignorant soods won't stand a chance! The GDF with sweep them like a broom. The Cult will be nothing more than a blood stain on the wall!

*He laughs to himself for a bit, then takes another puff.*

Clayton: It will be a wonderful slaughter...
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Stickdanny:*gulp*

Fireball:dont worry stickman, Cloudy will go back to your arms in no time. right Clarkson?

Mixmellow:*hears the plan and gasps*

Fireball:shit... can someone tell Mixmellow the mighty muffin is a fraud?
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Clayton: My name is Clayton. Not Clarkson. Kapesh, flame-boy?
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Stickdanny:sure i guess... *still thinking about Cloudy*

Fireball:im all ears.

Mixmellow:*hearing this*

Iceball:hey Mixmellow, you wanna go somewhere with your pal Iceball?

Mixmellow:s-s-sure i guess
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*Clayton chuckles like a excited kid*

Clayton: You know that Amber person, right? The one who tried to out run the GDF but got extinguished and sent to Brazil?
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Fireball:oh sorry Clayton! sometimes i confuse names..

Stickdanny:*sighs*

Fireball:so am i right about Cloudy running back to StickDanny, Clayton?
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Clayton: Exactly, my fiery friend!

*He chuckles again*

Clayton: Once my experiment is complete... I will be as easy as a turkey shoot.
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Me: *hears what clayton is talking about and walks over* you talking about destroying the muffin cult? because i can help.
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Clayton: Ah good! Another templar for our crusade!
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Fireball:see, even Clayton agrees..

Stickdanny:ok.. *sips a coke*
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Clayton: Well... since no one else is listening... Shall I describe what my experiment is to you?
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i can be the main unit.
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Stickdanny:yeah?

Fireball:oh yeah..
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Clayton: Well, after that whole debacle, I heard from the Garfs that they needed some eyes on the inside. So I took the job and got Amber as a test subject! I decided that she, in her current state, was useless! So I took the liberty of completely rebuilding her using the grand power of robotics!
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Stickdanny:woah..

Fireball:so your basically ripping her organs out and making a cyborg?
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Clayton: NO! No... What do you think I am? A barbarian?! I surgically removed thoe organs that I deemed of no use! If I ripped her organs out she would die on that spot and I would just have a lump of useless flesh! I need her alive ofr this...
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Fireball:ok ok.. go on

Stickdanny:*still sad about almost losing his girl*

Iceball:*brings mixmellow to a lake with a deck*

Mixmellow:why did you bring me here Icey? :)

Iceball:well its...
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Clayton: So the goal of the robotifcation process is to have almost complete control. She can think and act freely, but if needed she will become a obediant servant to the GDF forces just in case she goes rouge! And plus, we can see right through her eyes and see what she sees, something the CIA or FSK could only DREAM of! She will be the perfect spy android in the world!
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Fireball:Nice dude!

Stickdanny:*sips his drink* hopefully your plan works Clayton :(

Mixmellow:yeah?

Iceball:*sighs* the mighty muffin... is a fraud..
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*Clayton keeps laughing like a kid with a new toy on Christmas*

Clayton: Bro... She has EVERYTHING: Remote shutdown, a power core that runs 24/7, Night Vision, Internal Super computer, Enhanced strength, Near invincibilty to all kinds of physical harm, You name it!

*He keeps chuckling like a mad man.*

Clayton: Oh, and the built-in weapons? Hallelujah, If they ain't something!
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Fireball:so.. you were saying about Robot Amber?

Stickdanny:*still sad*
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Clayton: Oh yeah... the weapons! She's got everything! Her right arm can turn into a machine gun chambered in 76.2mm bullets, shoulder mounted S-5 rockets with interchargable war heads, her left hand can deploy a smoke screen or a flamethrower, she can even sprout a twin set of 10 inch blades from her wrists! She's the perfect killing machine! My little angel of death.
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Stickdanny:WHAT?! no. no thanks man..
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*Clayton looks at the bar for a moment, somewhat sadly, then looks back*

Clayton: Well... ok... It would put some more, much needed work on the table for me, but if you say no, I'll have to respect that. But ask me if you consider it...
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Stickdanny:the stuff that I said earlier about my girl... *sobs some more*

Fireball:oh brother. She will come back to you, it’s all according to Clayton’s plan! Right Clayton?
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Clayton: Don't worry. buddy! I guarantee the plan will work!
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Stickdanny:ok... *still having tears go down*

Fireball:oof
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Fireball:Holy shit!

Stickdsnny:i meant the plan about my girl *looks down sad*

Mixmellow:*cries but doesnt lose his innocence*
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Clayton: Oh, this whole thing will be brilliant! The blood of the cult will give moisture to the soil where my success shall grow!

*He laughs like mad until it slows too a small chuckle*

Clayton: Also , stick-boy, I can do to your little love bird what I am doing to Amber at the moment of you wish...
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Stickdanny:ok
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Clayton: SO IS THAT A YES?
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Stickdanny:NO NO! I’m fine with my normal girl.

Fireball:*sighs*
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Clayton: Aww... well... suit yourself...
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Fireball:cool!

Stickdanny:*puts head on the bar table crying*
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*Clayton looks over to stickdanny*

Clayton: Hey, hey... what's wrong man?
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creator: hey, can I get 2 spiked ketchups?
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Bartender:ok.. *gives him ketchup with hot sauce*
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creator: *drinks* (image)
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Bartender:*sitting down with a smirk on his face*

Iceball:are you ok creator?
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creator: *decides to troll the bartender* *chugs it all without breaking a sweat*
hmm? nah im fine, probably going to get drunk though.
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Iceball:ok...

Bartender:*giggles*
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Creator: shut
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