Idiot parent

Photo ... every time !

Can't you do both if you take the picture fast enough?

No. You should always take your time to best picture you can !

What if you are just really good at taking photos quickly?

Why not take lots of shots from many different positions and angles or if why not just video the whole incident. I'm sure the little person can hold their breath for some time ;~)

You just want the kid dead don't you?

But the parents would entitled to receive a Darwin award along with a long prison stretch