It's a for-fun trial.

I'm ready to take up the job, I can't leave you hanging.

thank you. at least I know you.

I forgive you from the "Concede or DIE." which... Was... Uh... Weird... But anyway, as I said, I forgive you, no problemo. I'll defend you like a lawyer but you gotta PayPal me >:( Ok, just kidding, I'll defend you and you don't owe me anything. I wanted to be a lawyer for fun anyway.

I’ll be a lawyer

what are your qualifications?

I don’t see anyone else offering to help you so you might as well take it

you make a good point