Deidara calling

*Answers*
Me: Who dares disturb my slumber?
Deidara: Your hair's weird.
Me: Josuke would like to know your location.
Deidara: *hangs up*

Deidara_Lover: You made him Not Deidara
Deidara: DID NOT

New phone who dis?

Deidara: This is Deidara have you seen Deidara_Lover?

*locks doors* no...

Deidara: Well, if you have please I need you to ask her something for me please

Ok, what?

Deidara: I need you to ask her if she Loves me

oki *hangs up*

Deidara: Hey whats your Name?

oh and don't call back

Deidara: WHAT THAT'S NOT FAIR
*Hangs up the phone*

*sigh* thank god

*Deidara_Lover knocks on the Door*

*loads shotgun with malicious intent*

Me: Lord Dio?

*runs toward the smell of cake*

*kicks down the door and smells cake* ooooooooooooooooooooo cake

*Phone rings and I answer it*
Hello, this is Deidara_Lover how may I help you?
https://imgflip.com/i/4ma9h1

Me: Surprize!!!

o em gee CAKE

Me: I know its cake

yummy cake

Me: You're welcome
*Hand Lord Dio the cake*

*puts whole face in cake*

Me: Lord Dio why am I not surprized

*muffled* CAKE

She said no. *hangs up*

Deidara: Why Doesn't she LOVE ME!!!!!!

nope

*dead line*

911 whats your emergency

Buddy the elf, what’s your favorite color?

Yellow

*Answer the phone*
Me: Hello, Deidara
Deidara: YOU COPIED MY NAME
Me: Didn't copy I just took it
*Hangs up the phone*
Me: Their