Name a dumb thing and I’ll tell you a story

Well my dog once licked my ass literaly so how you doin’

Wow

So does that count as losing your virginity?

I think that’s called masturbation

BRUH NO-

Nope

In order to lose your v card you have to have s e x

*makes weird face*

one time I got hit by a car

WOT

Yea, the whole school ended up knowing, it was idek

WTF

Lmao

My grandfather was involved in some car accident thing idk

It ain't working for me either :/

One time I was in the car with my grandparents and an add came on. It was a car dealership. The people were extremely annoying and I had heard the add 50+ times. So, naturally I said something.

I said, "Man these two are annoying"
I was 6 okay?
My grandpa is silent, and my grandma says: "That's paw paws old friend"

I was silent the rest of the ride

One time I also fractured my toe

Life

Well my apa was an escaper from a war I guess

Yes

Go here

https://imgflip.com/i/4l7q3q

sure why not

Wanna hear the time one of my teachers from my old school called a kid a bad word

LMAO YES

It’s true

So this one misbehaving autistic kid was at the computer messing around, so the teacher told him to stop and called him a retard in the process

It’s not funny, it legit made me hate the teacher

I too dislike that teacher..It kinda offends me i guess

And this was a f**king autistic kid

Can’t relate

Sorry. I just thought a teacher calling someone a retard was kinda funny.