How tf a carrot be that big

steroids lol

Coincidence? or is that the same size as my dong?

WHAT TH-

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

its actually a lot bigger than your dong

nope

i mean...it IS a lot bigger

nope its not

yeah but only you would say that...why don't we ask the people you fuc- oh wait you don't get laid

look kid, if you're wondering how to get laid crawl up a chickens ass and wait, oh and the funny thing is camel broke up with you for me, so what smack you trying to talk now?

ive actually been laid by 8 different people in the 2 months I've been active and you haven't been laid ONCE over the year you've been here

actually, my record says i have been laid by around 15 people in one month, i bet you can guess who i am by that info

yeah I know damn well who you are, you're a f**king asshole, and also you've been here over a year, I've only been active for two months, in those 2 months that people have met me they liked me so much more than you that I convinced EIGHT of them to lay me multiple times

talk to camel, around 5 times she laid me already, talk to april she laid me a few times, talk to anyone i have previously dated and they all laid me, nd no i have changed from who i was

YOU only convinced camel to f**k you because she doesn't know how to say no

no, because me and her are in love you retard ask her

not true

alright another question, how many of them did you rape?

1

and you cant even keep an account active for much more than a year so what makes you think your gonna keep a virtual girlfriend forever?

BITCH SHE CANT SEE MY DM´S

she could see the ones you were with her and she told me the truth

boi, you dont even get in the bed with any of them, camel told me that

im trying to prove that my phone battery lasts longer than your relationships

at least I can last longer than 5 seconds in the bed

A R E Y O U P E O P L E F U C K I N G S E R I O U S R I G H T N O W

...im not breaking up with him anytime soon

HAHAHA YOU HAD TO BRING HER INTO THIS!! YOU CANT EVEN HANDLE THIS ARGUMENT BY YOURSELF MUCH LESS A RELATIONSHIP!!!

is that what your mother told you when you were a wee-little baby?

Oh, so you're bringing my mom into this? In that case, jokes on you I don't have a mom

well then congrats, you solved my suspicion that you were homeless

Oh just because I don't have a mother means I´m homeless?! You must be out of your f**king mind, I live with my grandparents, and also, so what if I was homeless, do you have a problem with that? Is it wrong to be homeless?

he didn't ask me to come here and argue with you

im on my own side rn

true lol

...rude
XD

it was a good one tho

no joke, I dont remember that happening XD

lol

what the-

when did I say that?

earlier

B R U H
SERIOUSLY RN
(me who was doing my best not to hurt his feelings too much)

oh shit~

lol

yeah, now you're gonna kill me

I knew it was him anyway, as soon as you said he doesn't have a very good background I knew

stfu

haha
good point
I dont even know XD

yes, I know
I thought I could trust you

¨thought¨? so just because I figured it out means you don't trust me anymore?

no, I wanted you to figure it out
you deserved to know

Well that doesn't make any f**king sense at ALL, if you meant that you would've said it was him right away

(randomly upvoting everyone's comments)