and yes, he has been called all of these (*not my art)

I think there was a couple more nicknames

He's obviously a black hole.

hOw-
(If you can give me a reason, I will add it to the list.)

because he is a karate master

*casually adds that nickname to the very long list*

lol

because...according to the people ive talked to on this subject...hes somehow like 5 different ages at once??
(16/25/30/45/65/98)

lol