Crest

Blaze: hi clone of me

Wave: *angry noises*

Frost: I knew he would be mad

Crest: *confused as f**k on what to do since he’s only a hatchling*

Blazeon: so yeah, this is Crest. And here is— wait, where’s Bubbles?

*Azure is casually trying to teach Bubbles, Bubble Beam*

Wave: since it’s a child no one will care if I-

Blaze: clones are fine as long as they don’t copy me as much as Frigid, aka s**twing

Frost: this will end badly

Leafy: do I count as a clone?

Bloo: *ahem* excuse me Miss Cabbage, you have your f**king limits.

Blaze: nope

Wave: yes you f**king do *eats Leafy*

Frost: called it

Blaze: ...

Leafy: “it’s not very effective”.

Bloo: how dare you mock my religion, Mega Sceptile.

Elder: why did you turn a game franchise into a f**king religion.

Wave: this isn’t Pokémon

Blaze: I swear if someone makes another Pokémon reference I’ll kill every gamefreak employee

Frost: should I keep track of genocide threats

Bloo: idk.

Blaze: Fakie made a thing called Lewding time and I’m worried

BlooPan: interesting.

Bloo: wtf mother.

All of my Pokémon OCs: *panic* (because I still have yet to counter my Palkia OC with a Dialga OC)

Crest: *scared look*

Blazeon: well, ok.

*Crest makes a cake appear for no reason*

Blazeon: wha—

Azure: *walking back with Bubbles* hello.

Blaze: and-

*Wave tries to eat Crest because we all know why*

Frost: -_-

Azure: -_-

Crest: *protective shield*

Bubbles: ?

Blazeon: here we go again.

*Wave attempts to break the shield*

Blaze: Wave makes Galeem look like the smartest person in existence

Frost: hopefully he doesn’t break it, he probably could

*Crest attempts to hug Wave but forgets the shield is still around her, preventing anyone from getting to her*

Blazeon: ?

Azure: this is possibly one of the dumbest dragon hatchlings I’ve ever seen.

Bubbles: *trots over to Crest and pokes the shield*

Blazeon: they probably don’t know better.

*Bubbles accidentally phases through the shield*

Azure: H O L D U P..

Frost: people who are retarded would hug my shitty brother

*Wave is still trying to break the shield*

Blaze: e

*Crest creates another shield*

*Palkia cry*

Azure: what?

*A portal opens, Plasma flies out*

Plasma: hey guys, uh... nice.. nice realm I guess.

Azure: hey, thanks for coming.

Blazeon: lets just hope he doesn’t—

*Crest opens a blackhole on accident and they all get sucked in*

*2 seconds later*

???: *closes the black hole* *Palkia cry*

Plasma: what?

*meanwhile*

Blazeon: WHAT THE F**K?!

Azure: HOW ARE WE STILL ALIVE?!

*explosion noises and everyone blacks out*

*when everyone wakes up, Crest watching a star,!5”they are on some unknown world and are in some kind of alternate universe Crest accidentally created*

Wave: I will now commit warp reality

Frost: yay! More bullshit!

Blaze: bruh

*reality is now a mess*

Azure: anyone know how to get back?

Bubbles: *climbs on to Azure’s back and goes to sleep*

Blazeon: -_-

*Crest is now very confused*

*meanwhile*

Quantum: so I guess you were telling the truth about the gravity Palkia.

Plasma: yeah yeah, just reverse time so we can save everyone that got sucked into the black hole that was here.

Quantum: why do you want to save everyone all of a sudden?

Plasma: just reverse time.

Quantum: you do realize this probably isn’t going to work, right?

Plasma: fine.

*The Palkia opened a portal and motioned for Plasma and Quantum to follow it*

Plasma: ok, I’m coming.

Quantum: you really trust it?

Plasma: I mean, it’s one of my only friends, why not?

*Wave attempts to eat Crest again*

Blaze: I’ll just return to the meme realm

yey

A Blaze clone except it has no idea what it’s doing. It could be because he’s mostly a hatchling. He’s friends with bubbles.