Fastest ways to get pussy; #1: Get Stepsis Stuck in a washing machine (Easy if she is actually stuck); #2: Get a girlfriend (By far hardest but if you pull it off its can be consensual so that's good I guess); #3: Find a random girl on the street and lure her into your van (this is risky unless you destroy all access to phones and internet, make sure she doesn't have any friends/family)