AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower

Somehow defeat a global superpower? (i only entered this comment section for this)

XD how do we emerge victorious from the quagmire

leave the battlefield waving betsy ross's flag higher

YO, turns out we had a secret weapon

AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHOS UNAFRAID TO STEP IN

ayo, turns out we have a secret weapon, an immagrent. you know and love who's not afraid to step in. he's constantly confusing, confounding the british henchmen,

EVERYONEGIVEITUPFORAMERICASFAVORITEFIGHTINGFRENCHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LARGEBAUGETTE!

IMMATAKETHISHORSEBYTHEREINSMAKEREDCOATSREDDERWITHBLOODSTAINS!

LARGEBAUGETTE!

NOONEHASSUCHRESILIENCE
ORMATCHESMYPRACTICALTACTICALBRILLIANCE!!!!!!

HAMILTON!

YOUWANNAFIGHTFORYOURLANDBACC?

HAMILTON!

ICOMEBACCWITHMOREGUUUUUNS

ANDSHIPS! *#lams*

WATCHMEENGAGINGEMESCAPINGEMENRAGINGEMOW~

LARGEBAUGETTE!

INEEDMYRIGHTHANDMANBACC!

YEAH GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK!

gotttagetyorighthandmanbacc
yougottaputsomethoughtintheletteryougottagetyorighthandmanbacc!

alexander hamilton, troops are waiting in the field for you.

AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS!

WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROUCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS!

I KNOW

HAMILTON!

if you join us right now together we can turn the tIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

ooooooooooh alexander hamilton

I have soldiers that will yield for you

if we manage to get this riiiiight

theyll surrender by eAAAARRRRLY LIIGHT

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAAAAAAAME ALEXAAAAAAANDDDEEEEER

*diiiiiiiiiing*

lol we just went through all of guns and ships

WE CAN END THIS WAR AT YORKTOWN!!! CUT EM OFF AT SEA!!!!!

BUT! FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED!

SIRHEKNOWSWHATTODOINATRENCH
INGENUITIVEANDFLUENTINFRENCHIMEAN~

HAMILTON!

lol

oki

SIRYOUREGONNAHAVETOUSEHIMATSOMEPOINTWHATSHEGONNADOONTHEBENCHIMEAN~

HAMILTON!

IGOTOFRANCEFORMOREFUNDS!!!!!

LARGEBAUGETTE!

ANDIMNEVERGONNASTOPTILLIMAKEEMDROPANDBURNEMUPANDSCATTERTHEREMAINS

LARGEBAUGETTE!

LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BETSY ROSS'S FLAG HIGHER

oml thats the best thing ive seen all day

ayo, turns out we have a secret weapon, an immagrent. you know and love who's not afraid to step in. he's constantly confusing, confounding the british henchmen,