Oh mierda.

Fun Fact: Merda in italian means "shit"

Yellow Z: we gotta run

Bugs: this is fine
Soar: I didn’t know pipniks could do that. Wow! I wonder what other hidden powers I have. Maybe I can become invisible! Or talk even faster! Oooh this is soo exciting

StickCat: yep.. totally fine.

Portal: I have fire powers so...

Elder: I have psychic ones.

Soar; and I can fly!
Bugs: you’re a bird, of course you can
Soar: yeah well check this out!
*he zooms 200 miles and comes back in 2 seconds*
Soar: I can go really fast! I’m like the flash but a bird! Haha

Elder: woah-

Soar: yeah my wings can flap 3245634649202 times a second! I can go all the way around the world and end back here in 5 seconds!
Thomas: you’re wings aren’t the only things that run fast
Soar: oh... sorry..

Elder: o h -

*soar looks ashamed*
Thomas: ha

*Bloo grabs Thomas.*

Thomas: the hell do you want ugly?

BlooPan: he takes things too literally.

Thomas: I can f**king see he’s a f**king piece of f**king shit
Bugs: looks like somebody has a new favorite word
Thomas: I’m just f**king tired of being eaten alive by some ugly ass creature

Ollie (Pipnik form): damn.......

Thomas: I always get f**king killed and eaten by you f**king idiots
Soar: ...
Bugs: -_______-

Bob: nothing.

Thomas: good cause you’re shit

Bob: ...that actually hurt...

Thomas: oh did I hurt you poor little feelings?
*he laughs*

BlooPan: I’m taking you to Azure-

Thomas: how can you f**king do that I’m a f**king character about to be f**king digested by a f**king cat

*Bloo just eats him.*

Thomas: ahhhhh
Soar: woah... this reminds me of the time that my sister choked to death on a worm that my mom didn’t cut up properly
Bugs: how does it remind you of that?

Bloo: rEeEeEeEe-

THOmas: you suck

BlooPan: oh yeah.. oop.

*BlooPan throws Bloo into F**khole Island.*

Thomas: f**k now I’m at f**king f**khole island inside of a dumb f**k
(I’m angry as hell but u prob gonna say Ifs a stupid reason)

Mucky: MAYBE if you stop being an asshole then the chances will decrease!

Thomas: no! You f**king bitch!

(Why?)

Bloo: *screeching*

(My f**king hoverboard randomly shut off while I was riding and sent me flying forwards. My hands were all scraped up and bloody, but if I hadn’t shot them forward, I could’ve severely injured my head!)
Thomas: let me out you literal shit

Bob: wh-

Thomas: what do you want weirdo?

Bob: ....

Thomas: you should go in the trash where you belong

Elder: oh.

Soar: yeah hehe...
Thomas: f**k you all
Bugs: -_-

Mucky: oh well, you did this to yourself.

Thomas: no go f**k yourself

*Bloo spits him out.*

Thomas; thanks

Mucky: okay then-

*he heads to a private room and then the gang hears noises in there.*

Thomas: you disgusting f**k I didn’t mean it like that you f**king disgrace

Fakie: oh no, soar might have powers to be extra annoying, might as well sacrifice him

Soar; I’m not annoying. How am I annoying?!

Wave: so do I, maybe you can just die already

Katrina: how does glass taste good?

Wave: I only want the stuff I eat to be alive so it really doesn’t matter

Katrina: you’re a f**king moron. even your “girlfriend” knows if

Wave: no one asked

Katrina: I don’t care

*Wave just tolerates it*

Katrina: *shatters completely*

Wave: are you that stupid?

Bugs: I know you just generally hate everyone but...

Wave: just shut up and die

*katrina snaps a piece of herself off and flinches, before jabbing it into wave’s insides*

Wave: finally she is dead

Strudel: *panicking*

Bugs: is this for when I said you only cared about yourself?

Wave: STOP THAT

Katrina: never
*she does it again*

*she tries again*

*he swoops away*

*she tries once more*

*he keeps fliting away*
Soar: no

*Fakie tries again*

Fakie: just do it, it’s a nice place

Soar: no way

*the portal closes and Fakie teleports out*

*he starts flying around for an exit*

Corn man: don’t even try

Soar: why not?

Corn man: you can’t leave

Soar: why not?

*Fakie manages to push him in*

*he grabs her and pulls her in as well*

*Corn man explains why*

Soar: well that’s dumb

Corn: or you can sacrifice yourself

Wawa: i ain’t getting eaten again dumbass

Corn: does it matter, you clearly f**ked up

Wawa: shut up bitch

Corn: get that bird thing and others I don’t care anymore

*he grabs soar*
Soar: ack!

Corn: I hate my life

Wawa:
Good then go die

Corn: you might as well go get more stupid mortals

Wawa: ok bet

Corn: JUST F**KING DO IT BECAUSE HE MIGHT KILL YOU

*he grabs 9 more humans and returns to wave*

Wave: why the f**k did that take forever

wawa: a dumbass meme creature held me up

(Swampa, Turquoise, Katrina and probably Bugs)

(Ight)
Katrina: f**ky ducky
Turquoise: not again

Wave: no one asked for your opinion

Katrina:I hate you so damn much wave

Wave: do whatever the f**k you want to him

Wawa: ok

*Wave eats them*

Strudel (who is one of Ezlo’s friends): this is great, so who is in here?

Katrina: me again
Turquoise: f**k You wave
Swampa: ahhhh
Bugs: -__-

Wave: which one *eats the mortal brought back*

Wawa: the corn guy

Wave: get me more mortals, specifically ones that are friends with Ezlo

Wawa: yes sir
*he comes back with a bunch of ezlo’s friends*
(Which of my ocs are his friends?)

Corn man: say why it is

Soar: because I can’t leave

Corn: just avoid the duck

Soar: ok

Corn: *tries to free Soar*

*soar bursts free and flies away*
Soar: phew
Wawa: crap

Corn: you shouldn’t kidnap people

Wawa: keep your mouth shut

Corn: *spraying Eldritch away spray on himself*

Wawa: im not an eldritch being you dunce

(Can we just assume that Wave asked for a mortal)

Corn: hhhhhhhhh

(Sure)
Wawa: ooh 2 easy to grab mortals

Corn: no that’s if you take me

Wawa: ok whatever
*he grabs them both*

Corn: besides, he won’t eat the inhabitants of this place, so *gets that duck away spray again*

Wawa: f**k You. Now I have to go to a different dimension for mortals

*Corn gets the duck away spray and sprays it at Wawa’s face*

Wawa: ahhh my eyes!
*he drops him but still has soar*

(Corn man is a meme realm original inhabitant)

Corn man: run *he runs*

(Ik)
Wawa: come back
*soar races away and wawa chases*

Wave: just f**king die

Bugs: you wanna kill of ezlo’s friends so he pays attention to you right? You really are the biggest narcissist this world has ever seen

Wave: just shut up and die already

Bugs: no
Swampa: I’m gonna call ezlo and tell him bout your shit

Wave: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*swampa calls him*
Swampa: wave has eaten almost all of your friends and is being an asshole again

*there is a gunshot heard*

Wave: well f**k

Swampa: damnit he commited suicide didn’t he?

*Wave just spits them out*

Wave: yeah *teleports somewhere*

Swampa: poor kid

Strudel: yeah.... he was a great person

Swampa: poor kid
Bugs: at least blaze has gotten better

Wave: that’s a lie

Bugs: it’s pretty true

Wave: it isn’t

Bugs: it quite is

Wave: because

Bugs: *sighs*

Wave: I’m dead serious

Bugs: I don’t beleive you

Wave: I only want to see people suffer

Bugs: then why did you ask for ezlo’s friends specifically?

Fakie: the amount of talking makes me want to send you to the meme realm

Soar. No! No in not going to the memerealm no way

*Fakie tries to shove him into a portal*

*he easily flies away*

*Fakie teleports up to him and grabs him*

*he shakes her off*

*she just does it again*

Fakie: this is what happens to irritating people

Soar: you’re irritating

*Fakie does it again*

*he quickly flies 200 miles away*

*she does it again*

*he dodges*

Fakie: no

*she shoves him into a portal*

*he flies out real quick*