I had to put a spongebob reference in this city

Crush: MY KINDA PLACE

“Welcome to the salty Spitoon, how tough are you?”

Crush: *takes out a guy in one hit*
Ash: *shows off his scars*

“Right this way sirs”

Crush: okay
Ash: HELL YEAH, and I’m only 20

*Mixmellow walks up*

“Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are you?”

Mixmellow:uh..

Ash: ....

Vik: Hello

“Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are you?”

Let me rephrase that: Vik: *Kills all people within a 4 foot radius by slamming sword on the floor*

“Right this way, sorry for keeping you waiting!”

creator: hehehehe

"welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are you?"

creator: really wanna know?

"yes, i wanna know"

creator: *insert him destroying everyone with blasters and bones and knives here*

O_O

"right this way sir... sorry for keeping you waiting"

creator: *orders a burger with lots of ketchup*

Adri: interesting

“Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are you?”

Adri: *forms a sharp piece of asteroid and proceeds to stab herself in the arm which heals instantly*

O_O

Right this way ms, sorry for keeping you waiting..

Adri: I'll have a burger please

M:sup

Fireball:WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BODIES?!

Tough guy:*starts to run at M*

M:*stops him*you... are already dead...

Tough Guy:WHAT?!

Fireball:I don’t like where this is going..

M: Kamenbudōkai!*steals his face*

Tough Guy:*dies*

Fireball:you were taking faces off?!

Wario:*comes back cuz of a second life and charges*

M:ITS MY ABILITY!*KILLS WARIO*
Wario:OH MY GOD WAAAAAAHHHH-*dies again*

Fireball:I-I-I am just shocked and scared!

Weenie Burger:*slowly walks away*

M:free mask?*hands him a mask made of a face (that is my ability BTW))

Fireball:O_O n-n-no thanks..

M:okay *puts it back*

M:well that was easy...

“Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you? Oh wait, your just a kid! *laughing* there’s a better place for weaklings like you!” *points to weenie hut jr’s*

M:I have a f**king stand dumb ass...*summons Masquerade* now either let me in, or loose your face...

“Right this way sir, sorry for keeping you waiting”

M:thank you sir... *go’s in* GIVE ME THE MOST HARDCORE THING YA GOT!

*a bunch of tough guys start tackling M*

Weenie Burger:o_o

*ten minutes later*
*guitar music playing with violin*
M:well... that was easy... and I asked for food, not more stuff to sell...

Weenie Burger:ok... O_O

Tough guy:*gets ready to hit M with a chair*

M:*turns back and hits the chair in his face*well Masquerade... you know what to do...
Masquerade:*steals his face*

Weenie Burger:OH MY GOD!

Tough Guy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*ded*

Wario:*running to attack M*

*the scene freezes for a moment*
Real me:we all know where this is going, so let’s just skip to the end.
*scene unfreezes*
Wario:OH MY GOD WAAAAAAAAHHHHH-*ded*
M:well your face is... somewhat good...
Masquerade:*snach face*

Weenie Burger:O_O

Fireball:hey gu- HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! *noticing the bodies*

M:the one at the front said I was only a kid...

Lucifer: Ooooooooooo

“Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are you?”

Lucifer: *snaps fingers and demonic hands come out of the ground and drag some random person down to hell*

Random person:AAAAAHHHH!

“Right this way sir, sorry for keeping you waiting”