Don't Diss Penfold

NAOMI, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU INSIST ON BESMERCHING PENFOLD;I DON'T HAVE ANY PARTICULARLY USEFUL SKILLS, I CAN PLAY THE EASTENDERS THEME TUNE ON A RECORDER THROUGH MY NOSTRILS... IF YOU STEP THE F**KITTY F**K OFF PENFOLD'S CASE, I WILL LEAVE YOU IN PEACE; IF NOT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL BRING A MICROPHONE AND A RECORDER...(WOODEN OBVIOUSLY, I'M NO AMATEUR)...I WILL STAY AS LONG AS NECESSARY BECAUSE HONESTLY I AM NOT MUCH IN DEMAND ELSEWHERE... 🎤🎶"DOOF DOOF DOOF-DOOF DOOFDOOF DADADA"🎶