Oo yey, me and Sasuke *lenny*

*lenny*

*lenny intensifies*

*lenny b e n d i n g*

XD

lmao

No u
No one:
Me and Sasuke: *sleeps in shifts*
Me: *lenny*

* l e n n y *

X D
Sasuke: *confused cute, stronk, boi noises*

lol
*lenny* he going to c u m m a y b e

B O I XD
Sasuke: YOU WOT M8!?

x D
Lmao y o u b e s o u n d i n g s t r o n g a n d y o u r n u t s b o u t t o b u s t

*wheeze*
Sasuke: [image]

*l e n n y*

He gonna fail nnn XDD
Sasuke: *NANI intensifies*

B u s t a n u t r i g h t n o w s a s u k e

Sasuke: No
Me: *steals one of his shurikens* ha

Yeet it at his nuts

Me: Nu *giggles, kisses him on the cheek and runs*
Sasuke: *shook*

J u n g s h o o k

Me: XD

J U N K S H O O K !

Me: *giggles*
Sasuke: Wot le fuc just happend!?

You have been Jungshook

Me: XD
Sasuke: Boi

Do not disrespect the word JungShook

Me: *runs back over and snatches Sasuke’s head band*
Sasuke: BISH

xD

Me: kalm down, I’ll give it back, I forgot mine
Sasuke: -_-

lol

Me: XD *ties it on* UwU
Sasuke: *under his breath* Thats cute

It is cute

Me: -///-
Sasuke: o shit-

uwu

Me: you cuter
Sasuke: [image]

o

Me: *giggles* and I got a shuriken
Sasuke: o shit XD

o lord lol

Me: XD
Sasuke: give it bacc
Me: Nu

lol

Sasuke: child
Me: it’s mine now

XD

Sasuke: But-
Me: Shoosh it’s mine now

Lmao

Sasuke: *huff*
Me: I can’t find scissors, sooooo

o lord

Sasuke: Nope *snatches it away*
Me: ;-;

Sasuke go skrt

Sasuke: Nu self harm
Me: whyyyyyyyyyyy?
Sasuke: because

W O M A N N U S E L F H A R M

Me: *huff*

*huggo*

Me: *huggo*

Me: uwu

Me: owo

Me: OwO

Me: UwU

Me: OmO

Me: *giggles*

Me: uwu

Me: ;3

Me: :3

Sasuke: *takes his headband back*
Me: boi XD

Me: Nuu. Give it bacc to her it looks cuter

Me: -///-
Sasuke: Nu, I’ll be bacc, I’m getting her, her own
Me: yey!

Me: lol yey good

Me: UwU

Me: OwO

Me: XD

Me: uwu

Me: owo
Sasuke: *naruto runs off, fast as f**k boi*

Me: XD f a s t a s f u c k b o i i i i

Me: XDD

Me: lol

Me: he fast as f**k boi

Me: yesssssssss

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: indeed

Me: ye

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: yesh

Me: yessh

Me: Yesh

Me: Yessh

Me: yessshhh

Me: yesssssssshhhh

Me: XD
*Sasuke comes back with Tori*

Me: *sees Tori* o hello

Tori: o hai :3
Sasuke: XD
Me: lol

Me: lol

Me: *giggles* Ms. Uchiha
Tori: -///-
Sasuke: bish, shut

Me: Don shut child, she is la future Mrs.Uchiha

Tori: *whole face turns pink*
Me: XD

Me: Mr. and Mrs.Uchiha go brrr

Me: *wheeze*

Me: And the c h i l d r e n a l s o g o b r r r r

Me: XDDD
Tori: 0///0

Me: o and your future husband looks like he's gonna b u s t a n u t

Sasuke: shut-
Me: *falls over laughing*

Me: You may wanna yeet a shuriken at le d i c c

Tori: wha- no..
Sasuke: BISH NO

Me: I was just joking bout that last part

Me: *wheeze*

Me: lol but he was actually gonna b u s t a n u t

Me: XD
Tori: -///-
Sasuke: nu

Me: y e s

Sasuke: N u

Me: y e s

Sasuke: bish nu

Me: bish yes

Sasuke: no

Me: yes

Me: can I have my headband??
Sasuke: Yesh

Me: ooo

Me: yeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sasuke: *gives*
Me: *happy noises*

Me: lol

Tori: XD

Me: *lol intensifies*

Me: wait...do you have sharingan too?
Tori: Yesh

Me: o

Tori: XD I’m from the Uchiha clan
Me: but...you’re not a Uchiha...

Me: *ahem* oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoH

Tori: *shrug*
Me: boi it’s the Uchiha clan for a reason!

Me: o

Tori: it wasn’t my choice...

Me: o o

Tori: what? XD

Me: idk lol

Tori: lol

Me: ye

Tori: XD

Me: lol

Tori: ye

me: ye

Me: *steals one of Sasuke’s shurikens*
Sasuke: bish

Me: lol *snatches his headband*

Sasuke: give it back

Me: nu *puts it on* uwu

Me: o that’s cute

Me: -////-

Me: *giggles*

Me: I ain't c u t e

Me: y e s y o u a r e

Me: n u

Me: -///-

Me: *giggles* C u t e

Me: n u

Me: y e

Me: No

Me: yes

Me: No you

Me: -///-

Me: *giggles*

Me: skreee

Me: XDD

Me: i AiN't CuTe!

Me: Yesh you are

Me: nu I'm not

Me: yessshhh

Me: nuuuuuuuuuu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yes

Me: nu. you are

Me: Nu -///-

Me: yesh

Me: Nu

Me: yesh

Me: Nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: Nu

Me: yesh

Me: nuuu

Me: yesshhhh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: Nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

https://imgflip.com/i/4lux9h

Me: yesh

Oooo

Me: nu

Lol

Me: yesh

ye

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Sasuke: can I have my headband back?

Me: nu, it's mine

Sasuke: but you’re not even a ninja...

Me: Can I be one

Sasuke: n-
Me: I WANNA!

Me: You cannot say nu to two children Sasuke

Sasuke: I’m not gonna be the one to train you
Me: ;-;

Me: ;-;

Tori: they bout to use their cri jutsu XD
Me: *wheeze*

Me: *wheeze* XDD

Me: actually, it’s the cute jutsu
Sasuke: that’s not gonna work on me

Me: Please train us Sasuke

Sasuke: why tho?
Me: because, you are stronk, Smort and cute

Me: yesh

Me: and you’re le Uchiha
Sasuke: *sigh* f i n e

Me: yey! *hugs him* Now we don have to use our cri jutsu and c u t e jitsu

Me: XD don’t let naruto teach us the sexy justu
Tori: O lord-
Sasuke: you gotta give me my headband back tho

Me: F i n e *hands him the headband* Also give naruto the h o l y w a t e r

Sasuke: *puts his headband on*
Tori: lemme boil the hell out of it first XD
Me: XD

Me: lol *hands her it* Now ~ b o i l ~

Tori: *wheeze*
Sasuke: why are you so weird?
Tori: because

Me: XD

Sasuke: bruh

Me: lol

Me: XD

Me: lel

Me: ye

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Sasuke: *face palm*

Me: lol

Sasuke: you’re so wierd...

Me: I don't give a f u c k

Sasuke: good

Me: Bruh

Me: lol

Me: ye

Me: XD

Me: ye

Me: XDD

Me: lol

Me: indeed

Me: yesh

Me: ye

Me: yee

Men ye

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: yes

Tori: b r u h

Me: l o l n o u

Tori: *audible face palm*

Me: *quiet wheeze*

Tori: b r u h

Me: w o t

Tori: you said you wanted to be ninjas
Me: we dew

Me: ye so teach us

Sasuke: c h i l d

Me: w o t

Sasuke: wtf are you doing?

Me: idek

Sasuke: b r u h

Me: b o i

Sasuke: this is gonna take forever

Me: perhaps. Or you could let naruto teach us and have two other narutos annoying you like him

Sasuke: O hell no

Me: Then t e a c h

Sasuke: fine

Me: yey

Sasuke: now shut

Me: Maybe

Sasuke: shut or I won’t teach you

Me: Foine

Tori: XD

Me: Just one question, how will we use le charkra

Sasuke: we’ll figure that out later XD

Me: Another question, how did naruto even focus it?

Sasuke: boi, I’m not him, I dunno

Me: I mean that was a good question ngl

Tori: lol

Me: yesh

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: inded

Me: ye

Me: whennn are we gonna startttt?
Tori: bruh chill

Me: it isn’t possible to c h i l l

Tori: if you don’t, then we’re not gonna teach you

Me: skreee

Tori: b r u h

Me: bruh you

Tori: *sighs*

Me: wot

Tori: this is gonna take forever

Me: *image*

Me: XD
Tori: -_-

Me: Is the neutron style too much for you?

Tori: No, but I think we might have another Sakura
Me: b r u h

Me: bish shut

Tori: bruh

Me: -_-

Tori: *looks at me* you’d better not end up like Sakura
Me: bish

Me: b r u h

Me: *takes one of her shurikens* I can fight, unlike Sakura
Tori: good

Me: lol can't we all fight

Me: Sakura can’t XD

Me: T r u e. How'd she even get into Sasuke's class anyways?

Tori: dunno
Sasuke: she’s able to do jutsu’s but can’t fight

Me: Very true Sasuke

Sasuke: I know
Tori: XD

Me: xD

Tori: *looks at me* can you climb a tree?
Me: yesh

Me: lol

Tori: but can you do it without using your hands?
Me: Umm...maybe?
Tori: *glances at you* how bout you?

Me: Maybe...

Tori: *hands you a shuriken* try to

Me: o lord

Me: o god

Me: If I die I'm blaming Tori for mai death

Me: I won’t let you die
Tori, that’s adorable XD

Me: *hugs you* uwu

Me: *huggo*

Me: *kisses you on le cheek* *uwu intensifies*

Me: 0///0

Me: O mai heartuu...she's blushing, it's to cute for mai heartuu

Me: *0///0 intensifies*

Me: *glances at Tori and Sasuke*

Tori: *kisses him*
Sasuke: 0///0

Me: c u t e *looks at you again*

Me: -///-

Me: Your to cute for my heartuu

Me: 0///0

Me: *squishes your cheeks* O mai lord, so s q u i s h y a n d c u t e

Me: >///<

Me: *s q u i s h*

Me: *sticks my tongue out*

Me: *pulls your cheeks* *giggles* Now your extra c u t e

Me: *giggles*

Me: *smiles*

Me: o that’s c u t e

Me: o///o

Me: *giggles* even cuter

Me: *o////o intensifies*

Me: xD

Me: Your c u t e r

Me: Nu

Me: yesh

Me: Nuuu

Me: yesssssh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: nu

Me: yesh

Me: ye

Me: HA!

Me: o shit- damn it XD

Me: You admitted your cute!

Me: fucc

Me: lol *huggo*

Me: *huggo*

Me: lol should we go try to climb the tree?

Me: yea XD

Me: lol I'll catch you if you fall

Me: -///-

Me: uwu that's cute

Me: Nuuuu

Me: yesh. Now, let's c l i m b

Me: lol

Me: ye

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: yesh

Me: yesssh

Me: XDD

Me: yesh

Me: lol

Me: ye

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: lol wot are we doing

Me: idk

Me: lol *looks at Tori*

Tori: b r u h

Me: l o l w o t

Tori: *face palm*

Me: lol

Me: XD

Me: Y o u g o o d T o r i ?

Tori: yesh

Me: o oki

Tori: lol

Me: lol how are we gonna climb the tree

Tori: ~ chakra ~

Me: We don't have ~ c h a k r a ~

Me: *giggles* ~ c h a k r a ~

Me: y e s

Me: XD

Me: lol so how are we gonna focus le ~ c h a k r a ~ ?

Me: *tries not to giggle*
Tori: c h i l d

Me: T e a c h u s t h e w a y o f t h e ~ c h a k r a ~

Me: *giggles* ~ c h a k r a ~

Me: Y e s

Me: XD

Me: yes

Me: *giggles*

Me: *smiles*

Me: ~ c h a k r a ~ XD

Me: *wheeze*

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: ye

Me: yesh

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: ye

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yeee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: ye

Me: lol

Me: yee

Me: yeeeee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: yee

Me: ~ c h a k r a ~

Me: Yes, ~ c h a k r a ~ , the one thing we can't use ;-;

Me: actually, we can

Me: wait wot in the mc-crap? We can?

Me: XD yes

Me: The mc-crap has blessed us

Me: XD

Me: Well then let's use what mc-crap gave us

Me: XD oke

Me: *naruto runs to a t r e e* Mc-crap ~ c h a k r a ~ , g o

Me: *tries not to laugh*

Me: H o w d o w e u s e t h e m c - c r a p ~ c h a k r a ~ ?

Tori: You have to focus first

Me: How do you dew that

Tori: b r u h

Me: How do you focus on mc-crap ~ c h a k r a ~

Me: XDDD
Tori: c h i l d

Me: T e a c h m e y o u r w a y s o r m c - c r a p w e a v e s n a t c h e s y o u r w e a v e

Tori: XD

Me: R o n a l d w i l l

Tori: lol

Me: Like how Lj will do like anything j i r a s t i c

Me: we don’t speak of le u n h o l y demon

Me: I w i l l s o h e c a n k i l l m e h

Me: Nuuuuuuuuu!

Me: yesssssssssh

Me: No

Me: yesh

Me: ;-;

Me: ;-;

Me: *huggo*
Tori: why are y’all cuter than puppies!?

Me: *huggo bacc* Cause mc-crap made us cute

Me: *giggles*

Me: uwu we do be cute lol

Me: yee

Me: *huggos you more*

Me: *huggo* you gonna squish ma bones XD

Me: o sorry lol but you too damn cute to sotp hugging

Me: *giggles* it’s oke

Me: *boops le nose* uwu

Me: -///-

Me: O mai bow chicka bow wows your so cute

Me: *blushes* no u

Me: -///-

Me: *giggles*
Tori: Bow chika bow wow
Sasuke: XD

Me: *inhales t e a * B o w c h i c k a b o w w o w

Me: XD

Me: *hands le t e a to you* I n h a l e i t

Tori: *bow chika bow wow intensifies*
Me: *wheeze* *inhales t e a*

Me: *bow chicka bow wow intensifies even more*

Me: b o w c h i k a b o w w o w
Tori: XD

Me: S h e i s h o l y

Me: N o u

Me: l o l

Me: X D

Me: S a s u k e

Sasuke: wot?
Me: XD

Me: I n h a l e t h e t e a o r T o r i m u s t B o i l t h e h e l l o u t o f y o u

Tori: excuse me m8!?
Sasuke: *face palm*

Me: H e m u s t b e h o l y o r h e m u s t j o i n L j

Me: h e ‘ s a l r e a d y h o l y

Me: W e l l y e b u t h e n e e d s t e a

Me: l o l

Me: *hands him the t e a*

Sasuke: *sighs*

Me: I N H A L E

Me: I’ma go climb a tree now XD
Sasuke: you Bish *inhales the t e a*
Me: *wheeze*

Me: Now say b o w c h i c k a b o w w o w

Sasuke: b o w c h i k a b o w w o w

Me: *gives him head pats* Y e y

*He surprisingly likes the head pat*
Sasuke: UwU

Me: owo *gives him more*

Sasuke: *UwU intensifies*

Me: *owo intensifies* *headpats intensify*

Sasuke: :3

Me: :33

Me: XD

Me: lol

Me: indeed

Me: Yes

Me: XD

Me: y e

Me: lol

Me: yesh

Me: yee

Me: ye

Me: ye

Me: ye

Me: ye

Me: ye

Me: ye

Me: ye

Me: ye