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Look...Im a Wolf and a Warlock. Try killing me and Ill be a Vampire. So dont even try fighting back

Look...Im a Wolf and a Warlock. Try killing me and Ill be a Vampire. So dont even try fighting back | Why do you guys torture me like this; I thought you guys cared about me; Enough of this story. Or else. | image tagged in memes,surprised pikachu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y
Y E S , just please end it.
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PLEEASE END IT!
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*cough* my oc is stronger than you *cough*
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*Growls

Your not on my targeted list...So I wont even try putting a hand on you
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Eps(my oc): I can change and break reality itself, so you should choose your words wisely. Do not underestimate me.
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Oooo.
Thats actually nice.
Like Dr. Strange
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Eps: Thanks. I can also control time itself too, lets just say im sort like Dio, Kira and Pucci.
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Ive studied time and how it works, i just don't know how I can use it. Im guessing it only works for people with different genetics and mindsets
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Eps: Your right about that. Honestly, i havent used my abilities in a while and i.... *smirks* would like to use them on somebody.
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Use them on me

*uses magic to make a shield
*turns clothing into warrior outfit
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Eps: Weak shield you have there. Easy to break and also..... *Eps would descend into a shadow*

*after he descend he emerged out your shadow*

Eps: Hello there
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*backflips over you

Its the only shield I got.
Im the most powerful Warlock known in the entire Realm
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Eps: I see i see.... *he immediately rushed at her and high kicked her along with uppercut and as she went up to the air he drop kicked her and suddenly stopped time and threw 50 knives at her*

Eps: You wont survive this
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thats a lie, you infused me with all your power
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*uses shield for the knives
*chants
*eyes turn green
*teleports 30 times to confuse you
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Eps: *reverses time back to when he threw the 50 knives and time was stopped again*

*he threw more knives at her but from every direction*

*then he punched her in the guts to stun her for a bit*

Eps: Alright time to retry
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*kneels down
*takes a couple knifes out of me

*eyes turn red
*turns into a Werewolf
*pounces on you
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Eps: *calmy but concerned* I dont like where this going now
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*turns into human/warlock
*uses a nuclear blast on you
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Eps: This is what i call a "Teleports behind you" play

*He teleported behind her and stopped time and barraged her back with kicks*

*he unsheathes his katana and cuts her back causing it to bleed*

*time then resume and he jumped backwards*
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Aww shit
*heals

You won
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Stranger (me): Told you.
Eps: Hehe... Glad to be back to my old self.
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im actually the most powerful person in the universe, i had to put my power far away in myself so i didnt destroy every planet i stepped on
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Eps: Yeah right, you could be a fraud.
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be careful what you wish for
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Eps: What makes you think im wishing? I never mention anything about a wish
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you're wishing for a whole lotta pain
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how?
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Eps: *he snapped his fingers and everything went black pitched*

*darkness everywhere and nothing cant be seen*
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*casually sits down and meditates*
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Eps: enjoying the silence?
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precisely

*listens to the whispers that only i can here*

see heres the thing, i know you're not here, but i know that you're constantly teleporting around, hence is why there is a bear trap that you just stepped on that i put down earlier for reason

*heres a loud TWANG and a lot of screaming*
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Eps: Actually, that would be another person who just stepped on it because i only teleport behind people for a surprise attack.
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thanks for the heads up *wings flaming chain and wraps it around you burning your soul slowly*
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Eps: Except im not teleporting now you idiot.
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swings*
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well, then i wasnt paying enough attention

*disappears in shadows*
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Eps: *teleports behind them and back-hands their neck* now i did *teleports away from them*
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what kind of a move was that? that was like throwing a stick at a giant

also, duont know if you havent realized, i cant die
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Eps: That was for fun *chuckles* and your immortal? This aint a fair fight then.
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see thats where you screwed up, i have no soul, and no being, i am eternally dead already, there is no death after death kind of thing, oh and i can control time too

*stops time and resumes it back to when you teleported behind me*

*grabs you by your neck and clamps a clamp on your hand that can never be pulled off locking your powers*

now you're as normal as anyone else *drops you to the ground*
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Eps: Sir, you just doomed yourself now. Your stuck in darkness now, only i can reverse this effect.
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not true, i created darkness
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Only God created darkness. You are not God himself, fraud. And also, this effect can affect ANYBODY even the gods themeselves and there is nothing that can reverse the effect except me.
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see it isnt fair when i cant see and you can so...

*grabs a handfull of special whispering darkness*

*whispers* do my bidding friends~

*whispering shadows slimmer away*
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Stranger(me): *immediately reverses time to where Eps back handed them and grabs Ep's arm and both of them teleport*
Eps: Now i- AAAAAAA- *already gone*
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smarter than they look~

*shadows quickly cover 1 mile back to me leaving massives cracks in the ground*

well, stick around, you might like this place, i mean after all you were made here

*looks at the shadow ever so moving*

yes, yes i know you're still dead, but so am i, why not enjoy your place?
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Stranger & Eps: *back in they're home*

Stranger: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

Eps: JEEZ JEEZ CALM DOWN I ONLY WANTED IS TO HAVE FUN!

Stranger: YOU WERE TO GETTING YOURSELF KILLED!!! CANT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND?!

Eps: I was!

Stranger: Your lucky i was there, you moron! You could of lost your powers permanently!

Eps: Alright i get it get it!
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~look, friends, i need you to find them, dont hurt them...i want them alive
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Stranger: We need to get out of here ASAP!

Eps: What? Why??

Stranger: BECAUSE THEY ARE SEARCHING FOR US

Eps: *deeply sigh* alright...

*the two young adults got out of they're house and began their escape*
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*shadows quickly covering miles in mere seconds*

oh i wonder what the shadows are up to, either doing my biding or hanging out with some sexy shadows
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Eps: Ill give us time to escape now.

Stranger: ok!

*Eps would stop time for ten seconds and Eps allowed Stranger to move through stop time*

Eps: Lets go!

Stranger: *nods*

*both of them kept running away from the house and approached the center of the town. then both of jumped into the tree and activated their camoflauge*
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*teleports where the closest shadow is stopped in time*

*casually bypassed the time stop*
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*10 seconds have passed and time resumed*

Stranger: *communicates with sign langauge* keep quiet

Eps: *he nodded*
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*walks the whole area looking for any sign of movement*
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*the wind started to kick in and bushes and trees rustled a bit by it. The Boys didnt moved nor made a sound and watched*
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*inspects the ground for foot prints*

*follows the tracks to the tree*

*stops at the tree*

*smiles in triumph*

*then walks away and disappears around a corner*
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Stranger: He definitely saw us...

Eps: He did?

Stranger: Yes, he did.

Eps: Then why are we here?

Stranger: *teleported as far away as he can*

Eps: Mother f**ker... *teleports to his location*
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*comes back to the tree and cuts it down with a chainsaw*
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um actually i know something stronger
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whom? i killed thanos without even blinking
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Whirlwind
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but if i destroy the universe there is no such thing as wind
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Whirlwind doesn’t live on the universe...they live on a higher level of existence
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and what are there powers?
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a lot
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thats not powers
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ok..here’s a list

warping
sound speed
connect the dots that explode
floatation and flight
making invisible walls and boxes
super jumping
Minecraft skills
being a cool friend
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ome of that sounds pretty sick, but its not as powerful as me
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well..i left some out...they haven’t learned all there powers
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same, i only learnt around 3% i estimated? well something like that of the 100%

and i can destroy planets without thinking while walking on them, so thats one i guess, another one i learnt was that i can penance stare anyone and melt there entire being from the inside out, another one is i control hellfire and can burn anyone sol, oh and another cool fact is i can stay on fire underwater, i found that out once too
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well...whirlwind would enjoy your fight...and your company...Whirlwind doesn’t fight often....they are a tiny small energetic boi
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same, i dont like accidentally destroying galaxies....like the henceburg galaxy...oh damn....the remaining henceburgians were pissed after that
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this is what Whirlwind looks like
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what i look like:

ooh cool, is he a trickster? i fought one, go***mn, that bitch has a lot of exploding gold
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yes...whirlwind is like a trickster..personality wise...he just where’s that for a showcase of personality....his actual species isn’t confirmed yet
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neat, my powers were a curse, but now they are a blessing
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ye...that’s a cool character u got there
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thanks, i took him from the movie ghost Rider, and just beefed up his powers and combined him with the more powerful edition and made a unstoppable being
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haha...whirlwind was...ok...everyone always said “YOU CANT FUSE MARX AND JEVIL AND IT LOOKS OK! THATS CRAZY” and i say “bet you feel dumb as of now...cause i just did it”
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lol
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Whirlwind: um? ghost rider?
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yes?
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Whirlwind: *using telekinesis brings him over* hmmm....
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what?
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Whirlwind: *makes invisible box then tags him* you it! *bounces on then off and back on the walls*
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what are we playing tag now?
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Whirlwind: YES! *still bouncing on the walls*
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*wtaches and waits for the right momentt...*

*jumps out and tags you*

*starts climbing the walls and traversing from each wall in differnt patterns occasionally dropping to the floor*
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Whirlwind: *tags back then makes a void* AHAHA
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hmmm....
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Whirlwind is there too: WEE HEEAHAHAHA
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*confused*
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Whirlwind: OOOHHOOHOHAHA
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