FIGHT

SUP BITCHES
* cocks my Noristch MSSG10 A2 Sniper Rifle named Grizz *

SUP ASSHOLE! *cocks my laser cannon on my robotic arm*

ah fack---
(TACTICAL ACID GUN INBOUND)

(20 tactical nukes inbound*

idiot you'll kill your self since metal aint resistant to radiation, heck u take more damage as the metal itself becomes radioactive.

*cough* titanium *cough*

nothing is radiation resistant. you can only stop it by stopping the energy.

also, they implanted some weird shit in my brain

still dont make ya radioresistant.

hi

look at my latest img

(i went to the mookie approved black market >:3)

also reply to one of his comments

*readies lmg*

can't wreck my armor, i have none. *shoots you with desert eagle*

wait... that means i wrecked you...
*gets hit near the armpit*
FRIC--
*gun is unsteady in my grip*

i have a bulletproof vest on. *shoots again and it goes through your neck*

"necc armor 200"
takes out smg with incendiary rounds (how do we carry 1000 guns)
(explodes ur armor off)

again, i have no armoor. *shoots you in the....private area*

*jumps* ur out of ammo
*pulls pin out flash grenade* EAT THIS

You didn't throw the grenade *it explodes on you, while i close my eyes and plug my ears* and i shot 3 times. my desert eagle has 7 rounds

*6*
dammit im temporary blind
welp
*brings out the grenade launcher*
WHO NEEDS EYES WHEN YOU GOT EXPLOSIVES
*proceeds to randomly fire*

*jumps behind a barrier and u explode yourself*

you fool its behind the barricade

no it's not you shot directly up in the air

i never said that
besides anyone with a brain wouldn't shoot straight up
*vision returns*
DIE BISH
*throws a primed flash*
*looks away and closes eyes*
*plugs ears*

rEeEeEEe

*gets out my axe*
(chopping noises were heard)

thanks for the firewood. *with my remaining arm rolls over to you and stabs your leg*

(its a metal axe)
*puts cloth round my thigh*
FRICcc
*chops u in half*

*haha i'm already in half* *stabs your private part and rolls away*

wait then ur ded how u still alive
(i wear pp armor dummy)
takes out match
sets u on fire
limps away

*no i'm not the blood stopped* *i have already rolled away* *i'm on a plane flying to a hospital*

(ur still burning, when u put me in a headlock i put a delayed miniexplosive on you. that comes with emp, which means i just crashed ur plane)

*it's a pedal plane* *yes thats a thing* *i have robotic limbs now*

(how ur not at the hospital)

screw logic

i win :D

hehehehehehehehe

*walks back and cracks my neck*

rank: *suicide*

thats what i thought bitch

haha i win
since ur ded
(shoots ur ded body to make sure ur ded)

like, the plane takes u to the med but i crashed it so no u dont

the plane runs like a bike, it doesn't fly. and a hospital is literally on the battlefield

(when i pretended to be on ur side i planted a bomb in the hospital)
(clik the big red button)
(hospital go brroom)
(even if it runs like a plane, ur still burning since remeber its a frickin explosive)

*closes eyes and plugs ears* *after the blast i throw a grenade at you*

*jumps into trench*
*expldoes*
*comes out and fires a tranquilizer at your chest*

* i dont faint cuz of bulletproof vest* *shoots the rest of my round at you and 2 of the 4 hit*

(2 of the 4 hit my gun, sure)
*dammit im out of guns*
oh wait...
*brings out red button*

(1 hit the gun. the other hit your side)
*throws the desert eagle and puts you in a chokehold* *puts a knife to your jugular*

*clicks button*
BISH ITS A SUICIDE BOMB
*expldoes and we both die*

*both my fake leg and my real leg blast off* *my arm got blasted off too*

dammit im still alive...
ah yes my military grade taser and pepper spray
*since u cant run i hit u with both*

you do realize i'm not dead

you are now, cuz u just flopped onto a mine.

*dodges* how'd you get that?

black market again
*bring in the tactical acid auto turret*
*you get hit by acid slime and its sticky af*
*meanwhile i hide*

(mookie approved black market >:3)

*the mine doesn't affect me at all* nope

nah, its just 2 second delay action-
*mine goes off*

*the mine affects me none*

how

i am titanium. i am now half robot.

*sprays hydrocloric acid at ur robotic parts*

*loads desert eagle*

(can we make this a meme battle)

(wdym)

memes everywhere

wtf

*loads lmg with religious intent* like that

eh

whatever *shoots you with lmg and wrecks ur armor*

uh

w a t