Bernie I Am Once Again Asking For Your Support

ok

BRING IT ON

Lets gooo!

you go first

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

your face was the inspiration of the title of "Stranger Things"

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head

I would call your head tik tok, but even tik tok has some decent content once in a while.

BURNED, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE DUDE

lol

I lost

YES

YESSSSSSSSSSS

You shouldnt say stuff that are gonna put right back at you

you're probably really down to earth, since you look like you've been buried alive.

At least I have a winning personality? Hows it like to have a need to fix that awful personality?

my personality doesn't need fixing, unlike your face.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental

if you were in a race, the people probably won't even give you a participation award since you suck that much.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash

You must be the fridge, because it looks like you're where all the food goes.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Sorry, I don't speak idiot. Try again.

Ive been called worse things by better people

Your brain is probably new since you never used it before.

Dont get insulted, is it your job to spread ignorance?

I bet you're so ugly that your worst fear is a mirror.

Isnt it dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence?

I would call your life a joke, but jokes have meanings.

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke

if laughter really is the best medicine, then your face must be curing the world.

Ha! The only reason you said that was because your mirror cracked when you popped in its view.

nice autobiography.

Keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain

look who's talking, it's the person who looks like Barney the dino wearing a luigi suit.

look at my recent images

You're such a basic girl that if I threw you in industrial grade acid you'd balance the pH

I dont know who you are, but whatever you are. Im sure everyone will agree with me

You're the kind of person to cut yourself on the flat of a knife

I would not consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat

You're the kind of person to pronounce English words as they're spelled

I would prepare a battle of the wits, but you are unarmed

You're not exactly the brightest bulb in the box

I am too. But even Edison couldn't figure out how to turn the lightbulb in your brain.

(dang that was good)
Even Sir Thomas Young couldn't decipher the nonsense you're spewing

Damn!!!! I would try to make you feel better, but then I would be in the wrong

You're the kind of person to use IMGFlip light mode

I hate the light mode, Its better to use the dark mode so its harder to see you. Just how I like it

You're the kind of person to upvote an upvote begger

It’s impossible to underestimate you

You're the kind of person to have "senior moments"... 24/7

I cant argue with that

Neither could I, if it was used on me

Ahhh right! Those senior discounts is worth more than your personality

(I love how you just go with my roast and manage to turn it back on me)

Your Dad had more legitimate reasons to use the belt on you than the stars in the sky

I would like to agree with you, but then we would both be wrong

(Your roasts is good too)

Your humor is dryer than my crush when she's around me (Oh wait that was a self roast)

(Thanks)