I am Marie, Sergeant Major of the Army

I’d rather be in the French army-

hello I killed you in the hunger games

wait this is a stream?

mhm

also the soviet leader surenderred

no i didn't

SOVIET UNION

time to bombard america

Never-

* points Texas at your chest *

*grabs it and bends it* tsk, tsk, tsk. weak americans.

Heh-

* puts you in a headlock with my 16' inch knife to your neck *

hey, hey, hey, whatcha doin there

* laughs *

Heh, no-

* takes out my knife *

Surrender yet?-

* smirks *

You think you can win this battle so easily eh?

* puts it closer to your jugular *

*slips out and kicks you in the gut*

Hmp~

* pulls your legs out from beneath you and puts my knees on your elbows *

Can't get me that easily-

what the f**k? can you get your pussy out of my face please?

Lol

sit the f**k down t-series

lol

I'm here to spill the real tea

you trynna dehtrone me from spot of number 1

But you india you lose so best think you haven't won

cuz when i'm through with u we'll be completely f**king done

'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone

So come on t series looking hungry for some drama

Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna

BITCH, lasagna

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOOO

am a spy for american army

pretending to be soviet

You blew your cover-

wdym

Wate why does everybody put troop##_Name as their name? Is it like an internet gang or something?

Hard to explain, but we are basically recruits to make imgflip a better place

Okey as soon as I can I'll be troop47_memomario

If that’s ok

Also ill be troop47_jimbo

Not memomario