yes

MEN! FOLLOW ME! *sneaks up to the outpost*

(high tec defenses obliterate ur army)

*i'm the only one left standing* RUSSIA BITCHES!! *throws a hand grenade*

*laser snipes the grenade*

alright then *tactical nuke incoming*

*air defenses shoot it
*fires nuke at ur base

*we dont have a base* haha

no u

yes me

* pulls the pin out of a grenade with me teeth *

Eat this-

* chucks it over your barrier *

* grabs the back of my neck *

* is covered in blood and dirt *

Gah~

You- mother-f**ker. *unable to breathe and passes out*

F**k~

* hobbles to you and puts you in my buggy *
* drives you to the medics because thats what a good soldier does *

*unconcious*

* slaps you to wake you up *

Wake up!

?

I saved your ass because I felt bad I beat you-

you only beat *cough* me because you *cough* hit my lungs

Mhm-

* hands you an inhaler that will treat your lungs *

Also, one more thing

* points Mindi at your head *

Yes?

*takes inhaler* whats that thing on my head?

Since your still my enemy, I'm making sure you don't do anything suspicious-

But I wouldn't since your in MY base-

put the gun away

And why should I trust you to do that lad-

Because, if you don't i'll have trap escort you to death.

haha BIITCH

And why should I trust you if I do that?

Yes, Gulag-

* puts my headphones on *

why the gulag? hell no, HELL NO

I-I just saved you, you dirty bitch-

* shoots Traps in the gut *

hey, i only wanted him to scare you off, so i could leave

*gives you rpg + lmg crossover gun*

* points back at you *

* grabs your arm *

Well why didn't you say so-

* glares and walks you to the heli *

*hops over*

* sits you in the passenger seat and sits next to you *

We are going to Gulag, pilot-

(brb gonna eat)

(ok)
GULAG?!

Haha, yes-

* hands you some headphones as we lift off *

*grabs a parachute and hops out*

You little-

* jumps out and grabs you 8

OKAY FINE, NOT GUALG-

then where?

I can take you to the Nazi's base, or Gulag?

Or where would you like to go-

i would like to go to america

And why-

*puts on sunglasses* i'm a double agent

* puts my finger on your chest *

To exactly WHO-

i work for le CIA

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Right I'll take yer to yer fookin placeWikidBack to back with the MC KronikRight I tell yerLittle fookin daisyYer little pussyHahahahaOne fookin timeRight this is the MC Mental fookin sessionDivineRight I tell yer little fookin keeganAnd his clan

HA

no you don't Im not dumb-

* hand cuffs you and puts you on a jet to the Nazi base *

*takes the key out of my back pocket and unlocks them* *shows my badge*

* calls the CIA to see if you're lying or not *

*the CIA picks up*

Hello CIA department, Im calling to check if the Soviet Union leader is part of our top secret base in the United States of F**king America

Is He AcTuAlLy CiA?

i am i'm tellin ya. *they say yes*

hello, this is the CIA.
NO

Bitch, you're not the go***amn CIA

You would never shoot a Major Sergeant of the Army

i would if they attacked me.

WHaT TH-

* jumps in my heli and catches you *

NO

(me operating the grabber)

bruh what the hell

Because no

i surrender

Ah yes, you can do that-

But your not joining my side since you were my enemy-

Unless you can somehow prove yourself-

how would i prove myself exactly?

I dont know-

But I'm not letting you join my side

ok? i have no side

yes, now post it on MSMG and this stream that you have surrendered

why should i?

Because you surrendered

Maybe that was fake. *pulls out desert eagle*

me: oh frick no
*takes out m16*

uh

im on mookie's side lol
*puts in armor peicer rounds
loads lmg rpg crossover*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *more backup comes* *we all shoot at you, and a couple people get you*

*I use the holy uno reverse card

*uno reverse gauntlet* i am inevitable. *snaps*

no u

no U

* fights them off with my 43789 guns on me *

You underestimate the fact I wear full suit armor 24/7-

* bckup arrives *

*puts gun down* hey! i switched sides!

*whispers* shut up!

Ha! Stupid Soviets-

* kicks you down on your knees with Zinger pointed at your head *

Is this surrender, or death lad?

I'm not a f**king soviet! i'm an aussie

*sneaks up behind you with a dessert eagle in my hand* This is defeat

You think I'm stupid?

* aims at your head *

Surrender or I shoot!

i am a double agent

* glares *

Do you surrender-

* puts my finger on the trigger *

Or no?

*pulls pistol out* no. *shoots you in the head and it goes through the armor* *rolls away, and runs behind a barrier*

chucks healing stuff

F**k!~

* grits teeth *

* runs behind a barrier and aims at yours *

*gets my head behind the barrier*

I won't give up that easily lad~

* aims for your foot that's sticking out *

* shoots *

*curses* damn you!

bonjour, im back
*shoots festive
*shoots dogo
*heals mookie

thats not how it works lad

it is now

* grits teeth *

* switches out and grabs my SSG10 A2 sniper rifle named Grizz *

*pulls the pin and throws a hand grenade at you*

Oh shi-

* jumps to the next barrier and gets knocked over *

Damn you!

* gets back up and loads Grizz *

*pulls out my desert eagle*

I COME WITH MORE REINFORCEMENTS, YOU WONT WIN THIS BATTLE

YEAH

*yells* trap, come here!

what is it!

oh, i don't know, maybe you can shoot the f**king enemy?!

hmmmmm thats a good idea...but what if i felt like shooting myself more?

Gottem-

fine ill shoot *loads my M19* MOOKIE YOU BI-

THANK YOU, GO***AMN!

* aims at your knee and shoots with Grizz *

*jumps in front of trap and takes the hit* TRAP YOU WERE ALWAYS A BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDD *my voice gets softer*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PERFECT SHOT
here, take my dragunov

mhm they are

I don't give a shit you damn emo! HELP ME!!!!

ur the new russian leader. i salute you.

you will be remembered in great honor comrade

I am the leader of the aussies, allied with the russians.

F**K Youuu

* puts my gun down *
Gottem

*the bullet hit my leg* you're one crazy bitch. and a stupid one. *aims my desert eagle and gets a clean shot in your kneecap*

Ah f**k~

* grips my knee *

Shit-

* grabs mindi from inside my vest and shoots your Desert Eagle out of your hand *

ow

* shoots your foot so now your on the ground as well *

Yea, I know I'm a crazy bitch-

OW
*crawls behind a barrier*

* hobbles behind the next barrier *

Eat this shit!

* pulls the pin and throws the grenade over the top of your barrier *

*it explodes me back* *i lose a leg* shit!

* quickly grabs it and yeets it in the air *

Almost got me-

* aims back at you *

BUT I WILL SHOOT UNTIL YOU SURRENDER

*shoots the grenade with my ak and leaps away* *rolls behind a barrier with a full view on you* *shoots you in the shin and neck*

* while your suffering I quickly wrap a hanker chief around my knee *

* grits teeth and points my gun at your barrier *

Give up yet?

hell no! *i get up and shoot you in the gut* *i fall down behind a barrier*

Ah f**k-

* even though I'm wearing a bullet proof vest you broke a rib *

* falls behind barrier * Well Im not either!

*grabs 3 grenades* *pulls the pin on two and throws them at u*

F**K-

* leaps out and gets blown to the next barrier *

You little-

* grabs my RPG-07 and aims at your barrier *

NUH-UH RPG-07's ARE RUSSIAN

AN AMERICAN CANT USE IT

*pulls the pin on my last one and throws it at you, and it hits your face*

YOU LOST YOUR LEG HOW IS TH-

* grips my shin and grits teeth *

DAmn you!

* fires back at your shoulder and hits *

I JUMPED AWAY WITH MY ATTACHED LEG
AND F**K YOU! *grabs my shoulder* *rolls behind a barrier* TRAP GET THE F**K OVER HERE AND HELP!

* yeets another grenade over *

EAT MY GRENADE BITCH-

* grits teeth and wraps another hanker chief on my shin *

*rolls away from the grenade but it still hits me* (picks up my desert eagle and shoots you in the head* F**KER!

* gets only dizzy since Im wearing a helmet *

aH shit-

YOU F**KER-

* fires my M249 machine gun named Zinger at you *

*u miss cuz ur dizzy* *shoots you in the shin again*

* shakes my head and focuses *

F**K~

* grabs my shin again *

* fires more and hits you in the chest *

AHHHHHHHHHHH F**K! *covered in blood* *holding my chest*

* slides down behind my barrier and pants *

* holds my bloody shins *

You mother f**ker~

*my breathing goes from fast to normal* holy shit.

da fuq they doin over dere

* wraps up my injuries *

I'm not giving up lad-

* breathes easier now *

*holding my chest, unable to breathe*

Because your the f**king leader of the Soviet Union!!!!

yes, i was. i was also working for the CIA.

what the fiddly f**k?

IKR

yes

That doesnt even make any sense

yes it does

It d o e s n t

fine then. i aint CIA bitch

*omg so shocking*

Yea, I know that-

can i switch sides

Switch to what side-

yours

Um, I don't even know if I can trust you lad-

*puts down every single weapon i have and kicks them over a cliff*

* sighs *

No, I cannot let you do that

i'm switching to gods side. *jumps off the cliff*

* raises eyebrow *

You worked for our enemy, if you switch to my side, pretty much the Soviet Union has lost-

they have sox

Yes, they do

But I can rid of Sox pretty easily-

can i switch

call a cease fire i gtg lol