yes

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No

MEN! FOLLOW ME! *sneaks up to the outpost*

call a cease fire i gtg lol

(high tec defenses obliterate ur army)

*i'm the only one left standing* RUSSIA BITCHES!! *throws a hand grenade*

*laser snipes the grenade*

alright then *tactical nuke incoming*

*air defenses shoot it
*fires nuke at ur base

*we dont have a base* haha

no u

yes me

Since your still my enemy, I'm making sure you don't do anything suspicious-

But I wouldn't since your in MY base-

put the gun away

* grabs the back of my neck *

* is covered in blood and dirt *

Gah~

You- mother-f**ker. *unable to breathe and passes out*

And why should I trust you to do that lad-

Because, if you don't i'll have trap escort you to death.

haha BIITCH

And why should I trust you if I do that?

Yes, Gulag-

* puts my headphones on *

why the gulag? hell no, HELL NO

WHaT TH-

* jumps in my heli and catches you *

NO

(me operating the grabber)

bruh what the hell

me: oh frick no
*takes out m16*

uh

Haha, yes-

* hands you some headphones as we lift off *

*grabs a parachute and hops out*

Because no

i surrender

F**k~

* hobbles to you and puts you in my buggy *
* drives you to the medics because thats what a good soldier does *

*unconcious*

I-I just saved you, you dirty bitch-

* shoots Traps in the gut *

hey, i only wanted him to scare you off, so i could leave

*gives you rpg + lmg crossover gun*

* points back at you *

* slaps you to wake you up *

Wake up!

?

Ah yes, you can do that-

But your not joining my side since you were my enemy-

Unless you can somehow prove yourself-

how would i prove myself exactly?

im on mookie's side lol
*puts in armor peicer rounds
loads lmg rpg crossover*

HA

no you don't Im not dumb-

* hand cuffs you and puts you on a jet to the Nazi base *

*takes the key out of my back pocket and unlocks them* *shows my badge*

You little-

* jumps out and grabs you 8

OKAY FINE, NOT GUALG-

then where?

I saved your ass because I felt bad I beat you-

you only beat *cough* me because you *cough* hit my lungs

I dont know-

But I'm not letting you join my side

ok? i have no side

Mhm-

* hands you an inhaler that will treat your lungs *

Also, one more thing

I can take you to the Nazi's base, or Gulag?

Or where would you like to go-

i would like to go to america

* calls the CIA to see if you're lying or not *

*the CIA picks up*

* grabs your arm *

Well why didn't you say so-

* glares and walks you to the heli *

*hops over*

And why-

*puts on sunglasses* i'm a double agent

* points Mindi at your head *

Yes?

*takes inhaler* whats that thing on my head?

Hello CIA department, Im calling to check if the Soviet Union leader is part of our top secret base in the United States of F**king America

Is He AcTuAlLy CiA?

i am i'm tellin ya. *they say yes*

hello, this is the CIA.
NO

* puts my finger on your chest *

To exactly WHO-

i work for le CIA

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(ooh)(uhuh)(ihih) WIKID(yoyo) DIVINE(ooh uhuh ihih yoyo)(ooh uhuh ihih yoyo)(oh uh ih yo)(oh uhIh yo) GIV SHAG(oh uh ih yo)(oh uh ih yo)(ohuhihyoohuhihyo)(ohuhihyoohuhihyo) BRINGIN IT FOOKIN DOWN(ohuhihyo oh oh ohohohoh)I'm 19Rocking in the place wichukimineOne timeRocking with dat widibarmineNowWiduhmuduh widumuduh widumuduh widumuduh kickRohmidibah bidibi di beat nowDrop to the beatKick kick now beatNah kick nah beatTo the beat to topNah rocking what I wantRappa mc 20 yearsNow kick to the beat to the maxDIVINE

Right I'll take yer to yer fookin placeWikidBack to back with the MC KronikRight I tell yerLittle fookin daisyYer little pussyHahahahaOne fookin timeRight this is the MC Mental fookin sessionDivineRight I tell yer little fookin keeganAnd his clan

* sits you in the passenger seat and sits next to you *

We are going to Gulag, pilot-

(brb gonna eat)

(ok)
GULAG?!

yes, now post it on MSMG and this stream that you have surrendered

why should i?

* pulls the pin out of a grenade with me teeth *

Eat this-

* chucks it over your barrier *

Bitch, you're not the go***amn CIA

You would never shoot a Major Sergeant of the Army

i would if they attacked me.

Because you surrendered

Maybe that was fake. *pulls out desert eagle*

F**K Youuu

Because your the f**king leader of the Soviet Union!!!!

yes, i was. i was also working for the CIA.

what the fiddly f**k?

IKR

yes

* sighs *

No, I cannot let you do that

i'm switching to gods side. *jumps off the cliff*

That doesnt even make any sense

yes it does

It d o e s n t

fine then. i aint CIA bitch

*omg so shocking*

Yea, I know that-

can i switch sides

Switch to what side-

yours

Um, I don't even know if I can trust you lad-

*puts down every single weapon i have and kicks them over a cliff*

* puts my gun down *
Gottem

*the bullet hit my leg* you're one crazy bitch. and a stupid one. *aims my desert eagle and gets a clean shot in your kneecap*

Ah f**k~

* grips my knee *

Shit-

* grabs mindi from inside my vest and shoots your Desert Eagle out of your hand *

ow

* shoots your foot so now your on the ground as well *

Yea, I know I'm a crazy bitch-

OW
*crawls behind a barrier*

* hobbles behind the next barrier *

Eat this shit!

* pulls the pin and throws the grenade over the top of your barrier *

*it explodes me back* *i lose a leg* shit!

* quickly grabs it and yeets it in the air *

Almost got me-

* aims back at you *

BUT I WILL SHOOT UNTIL YOU SURRENDER

*shoots the grenade with my ak and leaps away* *rolls behind a barrier with a full view on you* *shoots you in the shin and neck*

* raises eyebrow *

You worked for our enemy, if you switch to my side, pretty much the Soviet Union has lost-

they have sox

Yes, they do

But I can rid of Sox pretty easily-

can i switch

* while your suffering I quickly wrap a hanker chief around my knee *

* grits teeth and points my gun at your barrier *

Give up yet?

hell no! *i get up and shoot you in the gut* *i fall down behind a barrier*

Ah f**k-

* even though I'm wearing a bullet proof vest you broke a rib *

* falls behind barrier * Well Im not either!

*grabs 3 grenades* *pulls the pin on two and throws them at u*

F**K-

* leaps out and gets blown to the next barrier *

You little-

* grabs my RPG-07 and aims at your barrier *

NUH-UH RPG-07's ARE RUSSIAN

AN AMERICAN CANT USE IT

*pulls the pin on my last one and throws it at you, and it hits your face*

* yeets another grenade over *

EAT MY GRENADE BITCH-

* grits teeth and wraps another hanker chief on my shin *

*rolls away from the grenade but it still hits me* (picks up my desert eagle and shoots you in the head* F**KER!

* shakes my head and focuses *

F**K~

* grabs my shin again *

* fires more and hits you in the chest *

AHHHHHHHHHHH F**K! *covered in blood* *holding my chest*

* slides down behind my barrier and pants *

* holds my bloody shins *

You mother f**ker~

*my breathing goes from fast to normal* holy shit.

da fuq they doin over dere

* gets only dizzy since Im wearing a helmet *

aH shit-

YOU F**KER-

* fires my M249 machine gun named Zinger at you *

*u miss cuz ur dizzy* *shoots you in the shin again*

YOU LOST YOUR LEG HOW IS TH-

* grips my shin and grits teeth *

DAmn you!

* fires back at your shoulder and hits *

I JUMPED AWAY WITH MY ATTACHED LEG
AND F**K YOU! *grabs my shoulder* *rolls behind a barrier* TRAP GET THE F**K OVER HERE AND HELP!

* wraps up my injuries *

I'm not giving up lad-

* breathes easier now *

*holding my chest, unable to breathe*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *more backup comes* *we all shoot at you, and a couple people get you*

*I use the holy uno reverse card

*uno reverse gauntlet* i am inevitable. *snaps*

no u

no U

* fights them off with my 43789 guns on me *

You underestimate the fact I wear full suit armor 24/7-

* bckup arrives *

*puts gun down* hey! i switched sides!

F**k!~

* grits teeth *

* runs behind a barrier and aims at yours *

*gets my head behind the barrier*

I won't give up that easily lad~

* aims for your foot that's sticking out *

* shoots *

*curses* damn you!

bonjour, im back
*shoots festive
*shoots dogo
*heals mookie

thats not how it works lad

it is now

*whispers* shut up!

Ha! Stupid Soviets-

* kicks you down on your knees with Zinger pointed at your head *

Is this surrender, or death lad?

I'm not a f**king soviet! i'm an aussie

*sneaks up behind you with a dessert eagle in my hand* This is defeat

* grits teeth *

* switches out and grabs my SSG10 A2 sniper rifle named Grizz *

*pulls the pin and throws a hand grenade at you*

You think I'm stupid?

* aims at your head *

Surrender or I shoot!

i am a double agent

Oh shi-

* jumps to the next barrier and gets knocked over *

Damn you!

* gets back up and loads Grizz *

*pulls out my desert eagle*

* glares *

Do you surrender-

* puts my finger on the trigger *

Or no?

*pulls pistol out* no. *shoots you in the head and it goes through the armor* *rolls away, and runs behind a barrier*

chucks healing stuff

I COME WITH MORE REINFORCEMENTS, YOU WONT WIN THIS BATTLE

*yells* trap, come here!

what is it!

oh, i don't know, maybe you can shoot the f**king enemy?!

Gottem-

hmmmmm thats a good idea...but what if i felt like shooting myself more?

fine ill shoot *loads my M19* MOOKIE YOU BI-

mhm they are

THANK YOU, GO***AMN!

* aims at your knee and shoots with Grizz *

PERFECT SHOT
here, take my dragunov

*jumps in front of trap and takes the hit* TRAP YOU WERE ALWAYS A BASTARDDDDDDDDDDDDD *my voice gets softer*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ur the new russian leader. i salute you.

you will be remembered in great honor comrade

I am the leader of the aussies, allied with the russians.

YEAH

I don't give a shit you damn emo! HELP ME!!!!