Kill me :)

Yep

Kill me too :)

*commits suicide instead of killing you*

DANG IT-

Y'know what I ain't dealin' with this *commits suicide also*

Well now we don’t need to deal with it. *laughs in dead*

Both*

True *wheezes in dead soul and body*

???: oh hey CD... didn’t expect to see you here so soon.

Dead me: ._.

My spirit: Who or what is that?

???: CD, why are there question marks covering my name, you know who I am.

My ghost: uh.. Inverta?

Inverta: yep. Why are you here? Why are you dead? Who is this other person?

My spirit: *has no idea what to say and just blinks at you*

Inverta: eh, your right, this is the first time I’ve really seen you two together, not only that, I don’t even know who you are. *points to Spire* so yeah, sorry I guess

My ghost: thank god you didn’t attempt to ship us.

*meanwhile*

Amber: how much longer?

Medix: almost finished*

Mecha: they’ll be ok Amber.

My ghost: Thank god is right... People shipping us is weird embarrassing and confusing...

Inverta: if you thought I was going to ship you two.. your not completely wrong but I was actually trying to decide whether or not to try to hide you two until Medix revives you.

My ghost: huh, well like you said... guess I wasn’t completely wrong either.

My ghost: Wait wait wait why would you ship us(referring to you and I)-

Inverta: not really, except Medix could be reviving you two right now. Also, I’m trying to decide whether to—

My ghost: no, no.. I know what your thinking, don’t do it.

(yes I did in fact switch to le ghosté)

My ghost: *very confused* huh???

Me: *hugs back*

Inverta: ...

My spirit: *looks at Inverta* er... do ya have an issue?

My ghost: *confused af* uh... sure?

Inverta: uh.. ok then...

*meanwhile*

Medix: alright, let me see them.

Amber: their right here. *crying her eyes out*

Medix: calm down, I’ll revive them in no time. *begins working on reviving us both*

My spirit: *hugs your ghost form* *happiness noises*

Inverta: I would advise we do that when you both are alive instead of down here. I don’t want her angry with CD. She said she would torture you if you came back again during this rotation. Yes I mean Earth’s rotation.

Me: well yes I know, well actually, we’re fine since it’s 12:44 AM.

Inverta: still, I don’t think she’ll like the visit very much.

My spirit: Well ok I guess... *looks at you* can I er... hug you(by you I mean your spirit)?

My ghost: a god OC I made. It’s a—

Inverta: Distotioness is the ruler of the spirit realm, which you are in right now, and is sometimes referred to as the goddess of electricity. Think of Plasma, CD’s chaotic Rayquaza goddess OC, but Distotioness is about twice as powerful and possesses more abilities than being able to warp reality and much of Plasma’s other abilities.

My spirit: I'm curious... Can I... Er... Can I meet 'em?

Inverta: well, let’s see if we can get this sorted out since I can still technically save you guys.

My ghost: uh.... that’s not-

Inverta: I don’t want Distotioness finding out you were here for the 3rd time today CD.

*meanwhile*

Medix: wtf? This is the weirdest suicide case I’ve ever heard.

Amber: well, you can revive them right?

Medix: I do possess that ability, yes..

My spirit: *just looks at you confused* who or what in StarClan's name is Distotioness?

My ghost: uh... I didn’t want *ahem* I’m sorry.. we didn’t want to deal with another war.

Inverta: *confused af*

My spirit: We uh... it's hard to explain. *tries explaining the whole thing*

Inverta: *still somewhat confused* so you two are saying that some started a war in your stream and the 4 factions are the USA, the USSR, whatever darmug is doing, and whatever church is doing?

My ghost: basically.

My spirit: *nods "yes"*

Inverta: eh.. I can see where your coming from. Anyways , I hope you make it back ok.

My ghost: thanks.

*Medix revives is both*

(So we're alive now?)

(Yeah)

(Mkay)

Me: *looks at you*

Me: *looks back at you, then looks at everyone in the room*

Amber: your alive! *runs up to me*

Me: I have a few questions-

Me: go ahead.

Medix: next time you commit sui—

Mecha: oh shut up Medix, he’s not gonna call the suicide hotline on himself.

Medix: well then, ok.

Me: Well first off how did we get revived? Second off, why in the fiddely hell would anyone ship us-

Me: well Medix can—

Medix: I am a robotic cat that is programmed to treat any injury or disease. I do possess the ability to revive people. Plasma, Distotioness, Elementus, and Nebula could have easily done the same.

Mecha: I’m assuming you two met Inverta, considering your question on shipping people?

Me: Oh. Well that's cool! Second, yes. We did. Still doesn't answer my question on why anyone ships us(talking about the two of us) though

Mecha: well, your not the only one that thinks it’s weird. Plasma’s been influencing Inverta I see.

Me: well, time to go back there and tell her not to do it again. *grabs a fork*

Inverta: you know I can travel through realms too?

Me: forgot about that.

Amber: I’m just glad your back!

Me: A fork? The hell's that gonna do?

Me: *looks over at the wall socket and back to Inverta* never mind I guess.

Inverta: I won’t ship anyone anymore.

Mecha: you and Azure are two weird flygons.

Inverta: what makes you say that?

Mecha: well for one Azure ate FROZEN POPCORN.

Inverta: and?

Mecha: and you actually like Plasma.

Inverta: you’d be surprised on how many people actually like Plasma.

Me: can you both stop fighting?

Me: *looks at you, then Mecha and Inverta* I'm with Azure, can you both please stop fighting?

Inverta: you mean CD?

Mecha: we usually still call him CD since he and the actual Azure are technically different.

Azure: *flying in* what did I miss?

Inverta: oh nothing, just Medix reviving CD again.

Azure: eh, I’ve been dealing with this weird Palkia.

Inverta: what Palkia?

Azure: It’s been messing with gravity.

*the all look at me but I don’t say anything*

Me: uh.. yeah, sorry about that...

Me: *looks at you* The hell? *very confused*

Me: I made a new pokegod that literally almost no one knew about and I forgot to tell them it existed.

Azure: and it messes with gravity.

Me: well yeah... it’s the gravity pokegod/pokegoddess

Inverta: you did not even name it?

Me: no?

Mecha: so there is a dangerous pokegod/pokegoddess you made, and you decided not to tell us.

Me: no I just haven’t named it yet.

Me: *makes terrified noises*

Me: it’s probably not gonna come here.

Mecha: that doesn’t make it any less dangerous until we find who it is and how they behave.

Me: look, it’s not coming in this role play so we’re ok.

Inverta: that’s a relief.

Azure: I still don’t trust you CD.

Me: *looks at you* how the hell did us killing ourselves to escape from the war turn into this? *scratches my arm*

Me: good question.

*Azure and Inverta leave*

Mecha: well, I might as well go with them.

*Mecha and Medix leave as well*