I serve the Soviet Union

*shows rack of ak 47's* our arsenal

* also grabs Surly my Russian RPG-07 *

*tosses a grenade around* how many named guns do u have-

Trust me, you dont wanna know-

*pulls the pin on the grenade and throws it* what

How many named weapons I have- * pulls out Remi my 44 magnum revolver and shoots the grenade *

nice. *pulls out my 34 caliber desert eagle*

Extra nice-

it's gold and can easily kill u

Mhm, I just stick to the regulars.
But they are like my babies to me

yeah.LET'S ATTACK AMERICA

WOOO

F**K CAPATALISM

wait, the amreicans need an army too-

Are we starting a war lad?

IM GONNA BE THE GENERAL OF THE AMERICANS THEN

BET

F**KING BET

IMA POST ABOUT IT

OK

* grabs Tash and my 9 cases of vodka *

Wassup bitches-

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