THE PLANETS WERE CREATED BY THE BIG BANG. THEY SHOT STRAIGHT OUT LIKE A GRENADE! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN INTO ORBIT. AIRPLANES DON'T NEED TO NOSEDIVE TO STAY ON EARTH. GRAVITY PULLS PLANES DOWN TO THE EARTH. ROCKETS NEED TO FLY SIDEWAYS TO GET INTO ORBIT... ...BECAUSE GRAVITY DOESN'T EXIST... ...EVEN THOUGH I SAID IT DOES EXIST.
