I never thought locus could be so good(besides when he returned in S16)

*what the hell did i just see*

Tucker and locus having a perfectly normal conversation

oml

Ye
Hey season 17 of RvB comes out on the 9th,better start watching

ok i guess. *pours a glass of vodka* u want some?

*takes the rest of the bottle*
*chugs it*
*burps*
ahhhh

save some for me! *chugs another bottle* *blacks out*

*2hrs latr*
Hai
You were out for a while
You gud

no.

*gives le aspren*

*somewhat better*

Ok

i w a n t m o r e v o d k a

i w a n t m o r e

NU
captain flowers already died from an aspren overdose(or did he,testing you RvB knowledge)

idk.

Oki

what? do i need to know every detail about rvb to be ur gf?

Wife*
No,I was just wondering if you got to that part yet

no.

Ok then

*sips tea with intent*

*gets another mug*
*dronks more tea*

Oooooo
*gives another bottle*
So... you watch halo yet

*ded inside*

*ded inside too*

*ded inside together*

y e y

*upgrade: ded outside now too*

*plz nu*

*but i wanna*

k lol

Oki

*bored*

*tired*

*same bro*

I like how we say bro,and bruh instead hun or bae or whatever
Keep on tho

u 2.

and yeah lol

Ye

i don't sleep anymore.

Oof
I just lay in bed,staring at the ceiling, and then next thing I know, I’m being woke up by my mom for school

i cant sleep. the dreams hurt too much.

O lord

ye.

Oki

*bored and tired*

*yey* *ded*

Nu

oh. ok. *damn you*

*bored*

*drinks it* i've been in virtual school all day. what'd you expect?

I wasn’t expecting you to watch it
*sips boiling tea*
I was just wondering if you somehow did

not gonna happen. *tea sipping intensifies*

*SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
FINE

*yeets le mug*

*sipsipsip*
god plz dont tell me we are going to have a rvb themed wedding irl.

Hell no, it’s just gonna be... us themed

ok. good.

because there would be a lot of s l a p p i n g involved.

Bow Chicka bow wow

*bow chika bow wow*

Maybe latr

*wait what latr*

Idk