Money cigar

I RUN A BILLION DOLLAR MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION. I HAVE A WHOLE TEAM UTILISING EVERY TAX LOOPHOLE AND LOBBY EVERY POLITICAL ENTITY I CAN FIND TO LOWER MY TAXES. I FIRE STAFF TO KEEP MY BONUSES AND I OFFSHORE EVERY JOB POSSIBLE TO MEXICO AND CHINA TO SAVE EXPENSES.. AND INEXPLICABLY I MAJORLY ENDORSE AND FINANCIALLY SUPPORT A DEMOCRAT PARTY WHO WANTS TO RAISE TAXES, REGULATION AND FORCE ME TO LET MY STAFF UNIONIZE AND GET $15 AN HOUR... I ALSO THROW CAMPAIGN MONEY TO SOCIALISTS TO GET THEM ELECTED.. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS TO SEE HERE..