Heh

I once ate a dog in china, picked him up off the street...

._.

.-.

I hate today

y

oh

yeah.

;-;

*gags*

mmm, then there was cat soup for dessert

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew why

it was good....

columbine

you been to columbine? it’s a nice town

it is...

yes, but it’s better now

No

Yes

can we just have a normal conversation? Today was way too crazy.

Sure

sO hOws LiFE

HmMmMmMmMmMm

Terrible as usual

same here

E

A

* me in my Army uniform be lookin fine as I walk up to you *

Hey Spire~

(Oh dear god I'm way too horny...)

* smirks *

I would kiss your neck, but we are on a public image lass~

(O///~///O)

* bites lip *

But I would do it in DM's

* pulls you closer and looks at you *

(oh god help)

I can help you out~

* puts my hands around your waist *

If you would let me lass~

(o///m///o

* puts my face close to yours *

Is that a yes?

(I am way too horny oh my god send help)

O///m///O

I'm gonna take that as a yes lass~

* pulls you close and kisses you *

( im so mean XD)

(Yes, yes you are. lol)

( am I too mean XD)

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE NO

*mumbles: not again...*

* grins and pulls you to me *

In the war, I'd die for my country but for you, I'd allow a grenade to explode on me for you~

Ehhh......

XDD

* yeets off my helmet *

Spire, my love for you is like the end of Charizards tail-

* gives a quick kisses *

Always flaming for you-

(do they always do this to you)

(yep)

(why dont you block them)

* grabs your waist *

Heheh, are you flareon?

Cuz your one h a w t fox-

ngl this is like watching a drama show lmfao
srsly try reading this like a script

(Oh god...)

( did it work XD)

(so damn close)

* grins *

Like Umbreon-

* grabs your shirt and pulls you to my face *

I also evolve at night~

* smirks *

i dont wanna know what you try next

you mean, got put out after it got water rejected

Bruh its just a cheesy pick up line

XD

C H E E S Y

top ten pickup lines for socially awkward military soldiers (this is a joke k)

agreed

(oh god)

(did I get you with that one)

(...Yes)

GOTTEM

im having a bruh moment

You're good at this...

Heheh, I know that-

Should I continue

HEhehe

N O

I guess

* pulls you closer to my face *

Are you pikatchu-

* bites lip *

Cuz your shockingly hot~

*being horny intensifies*

* looks at your lips *

Heheh, same here lass~

are you scared cuz you need bleach

No

I'm scared because I might get too horny lol

the only thing i gotta say is something along the lines of *hORNI DETECTED*

ngl these aren't hard to come up with if ur kinda dirty minded -

Me over here who is completely dirty minded: Yes

well then u aren't trying

(O///.///O)

Did I get you now

You got me *screeches*

Ok

Since im kinda horny rn should I even continue XD

=v=

Idek-

* pulls you even closer than we already we *

Heheh, thats fine with me lass~

* looks at your lips *