Ultimate Life Form.

*reads title*
iS ThIS The NeW kARs?

Y E S

creator: ultimate death form, you mean.

Bloo: yes.

*insane hex noises*
creator: what did you feed him?

Bloo: an evolved dark star-

creator: did you,
uh
check the
side effec-cts?

Bloo: ah! Yes! *he pulls out the book of OC lore* it says here that if a Star Monster gets in contact with a Dark Star they will become a Dark Star Monster, if a Star Monster gets in contact with an Evolved Dark Star then- uh...

creator: you have doomed most of us...
uh
i remember there is a cure though!

Bloo: the thing is, that when Hex got into contact with a Dark Star for the first time, it fused into him, so he can’t be cured.

creator: not if i slice the essence of the star first

Bloo: hmm-

BlooPan (me): ah yes, very interesting. *writing down on some list*

should i try it?

wait...
list?! hMMMMM

honhonhonhonhon-

wha-

Bloo: how is that possible-

creator: to counteract a evolved dark star, just find a evolved light star I think

Frigid: you dare f**king challenge me bitch?!

Hex: *screeching*

Frigid: I could kill you in an instant

Bloo: how?

*frigid grows to the size of the galaxy*
Frigid: easy, growth powers

I already see Wave or Blaze just watching this while they are bigger than a universe

Frigid can change her size a lot, but usually bn stops her. Otherwise he doesn’t care

Forward this to Frigid: “jokes on you Wave and Blaze can be bigger than a Universe”

Frigid: forward this to blaze and wave; “I can become the very essence of existance”

Kimona: and why exactly

Bn: pretty much souly because of her relation to frigid

Kimona: is it just me or is Blaze somewhat nicer now

Bn; no she’s definitely changed

*Bloo just spits everyone to another planet.*

Bugs: Aeugh why would you eat a 13 nontillion pound mass of rock?

Kimona: I heard she f**ked someone

Bn: yeah and he left her pregnant

Kimona: understandable

Bn: yep

Bloo: I eat rocks-

Bugs: ok then?

No

Besides Kimona removed that secretly... well not a secret anymore

*frigid teleports them all to her multiverse*
Bn: aw hell naw bitch i ain’t letting that happen

Kimona: call her a s**twing

Bn: alright she’s a s**twing now

Kimona: what happened to the child

Bn: she got eaten a million times by the evil gods

*Kimona f**king brings them back to melonren*

Bn: good now I don’t have to deal with frigass

Bloo: bruh.

*frigid slams bloo into the ground*

Bloo: X__X

*Hex grows to the same size as Frigid.*

Frigid: what are you gonna do bud?

Bloo: idfk.

*frigid grabs hex in her mouth and shakes him around*

*he stabs Frigid in the chest with a tentacle.*

*she jerks upwards at the last second, grabbing the tentacle and ripping it off*
Frigid: is that the best you can do?

(Who knows?)

Bloo: idk.

(They were I guess, but frigid was still huge)
Bugs: that’s disgusting

Hex: -__-

Frigid: that was barely a battle
Bugs: actually, at one point you were in his mouth you idiot
Frigid: and that matters because?
Bugs: he had the upper hand at one point you brainless giant lizard!

Bloo: it was worth it.

Bugs: how was it worth it?! I’m inside of you for gods sake

*he spits her out as a result.*

*she immediately drives her spiky tail into his chest*

*he throws her into his mouth.*

*frigid rips at his face, trying to escape*

*he was unfazed.*

Frigid: aeugh
*she slices at the inside of his mouth*

*he does so.*

*she swallows him whole*
Frigid: that’s the spot

Hex: *turns back to normal and sighs*

Frigid: mm I am the superior being and you are the tasty being-
Bugs: you are so absolutely disgusting frigid

*he screeches in pain.*

*she grabs him in and shoves him into her mouth*

*he’s still screeching.*

Frigid: you ready to take a trip down to my stomach ol’ pal?

Bloo: yeah-

Frigid: I can’t be defeated
Bugs: keep telling yourself that. You’ve been defeated at least 15 times before

(I meant the world/earth lol.)

Bloo: yum.

(Oh ok)
Bugs: what the heck bloo?
(Was everyone on it?)

Hex: *screeching*

*frigid rips off one of his tentacles*

Bloo: bruh.

*Bloo eats Za Warudo.*

(Who’s that?)
Bugs: ok then?

*he attempts to keep his mouth shut.*

*she tries with all her strength to force it open*

*he just stops screeching.*

*frigid licks him*
Frigid: mm

*he starts screeching even louder but regenerates.*

Frigid: cmon. This guy won’t even fight back. He’s a wimp

Bloo: that dragon is overpowered AF.

Bugs: what do you expect from a god?

*he just wraps her with tentacles-*

*she struggles, trying to break free*

Hex: *angry screeching*

Frigid: what you gonna do about it?

Hex: ...

Frigid: give up mr tasty? =)

*he fires a laser.*

*she deflects it with her tail*

Ezlo: yes

Frigid: I would kill you on the spot if I was an idiot

Blaze: stop thinking I did something to them damnit

Bugs: you’re quite suspicious though. Also I was talking about wave

Blaze: he isn’t even there

Bugs: ... fine open a portal

*Blaze opens a portal there*

*bugs goes through*

*Blaze let’s him out*

Blaze: you got pranked

Bugs: oh- ok then I guess I was wrong

Blaze: I’m the only one with common sense, Wave can’t see through his huge ego, Pineapple is too busy ripping ships apart, Galeem is... well Galeem

Bugs: ok then.

*Blaze comes in and closes the portal*

Blaze: you have f**ked up

Bugs: I calculated that there was an 87.89% chance that this would happen, and an prepared to die. I hope you have a nice meal

Ezlo: pls end me

Frigid: no thanks kid

Ezlo: please

Frigid: no I’m already on your parents’ most wanted list

Ezlo: you aren’t actually

Frigid: oh really? Who do they hate more then me?

Ezlo: wait that only applies to Wave, anyway please just kill me

Frigid: I’m not too keen on dying... but if you truly want to die so be it

*Ezlo respawns*

Ezlo: enjoy dying!

Frigid: you little shit! I thought I was helping you. F**king bastard

Ezlo: K.S and Fakie

Frigid: ok makes sense as no one likes then

Ezlo: and Wave is nearby

Frigid: you know what? F**k you ezlo

*and there is some looming shadow nearby*

(Wave is in his titan form while bigger than whatever the size of Frigid is, aka probably bigger than earth)

Frigid: rest in piece ezlo

Ezlo: JUST KILL ME DAMNIT

Frigid: ok fine. It will be painless...
*she snaps his neck*

Ezlo: they might also hate the normal Sunstorm, Azrael, and Melon more than you too

Frigid: why normal sunstorm?

Ezlo: Did you not hear what I said?

Frigid: I did

Ezlo: maybe look behind you

*frigid turns around and sees wave*
Frigid: f**k
*she tries to fly away*

*Wave attempts to grab Frigid*

*she dodges to the left and keeps going*

*Wave just eats her*

Frigid: ahhh

Wave: no

Frigid: yes you disgusting beast

Wave: I was starving anyway, and I still kinda am

Frigid: get me out of your disgusting gut

*Wave attempts again*

*she gets caught and shrieks*

Wave: you get no say in what happens to you

Frigid: it’s my life and I’m not about to be digested by the likes of you

Wave: who cares, you don’t

Frigid: I don’t what?

Frost: also poor Ezlo

Ezlo: I want to be erased

Bn; sorry bud. You have to live with these dumbasses

Ezlo: at least I have frie-

Blaze: and they are gone (mind: hopefully no one thinks I did anything to them, I actually did, along with Wave)

*swampa, turquoise and sunset have gone missing*
Bugs: of course they are. Because of your existence blaze

Blaze: I didn’t do anything

Bugs: yeah right

Blaze: I’m dead serious

Bugs: then why the hell wont anyone answer their calls?

Blaze: use your f**king brain then

Bugs: hmm well for one, you’re not complaining about being hungry...

Wave: you don’t qualify for getting yourself out of this, if anyone legitimately likes you would be a reason I would let you out, Zoe doesn’t count

Ice: mommy?
Frigid: there you go

Wave: *also eats Ice*

Bn; hahahahahaha frigid deserved that
Frigid: someone oughtta care about me.. right?
Bugs: you act like a rabid animal

Frost: well so does Wave and that dumbass duck

Bn: fair enough
Bugs: kinda true

Frost: also where the hell is Zoe

*Wave is seen eating Zoe*

Bugs: dear god I hate that piece of origami
Bn: at least some of these people have brains. That guy has none

Frost: imagine being related to him

Zoe: f**k-

Bn: you got it hard

Blaze: because I don’t complain dimwit

Bugs: true that’s more of a wave and frigid thing. More frigid but still, something’s not right

Blaze: first try getting in the meme realm

Bugs: I don’t want to be killef

Killed*

Blaze: .....

Bugs; also you’re seeming slightly on edge, as if hiding something, but that could just Be me

Blaze: I usually stay quiet anyway

Bugs: hmmmmmmmmm...

Blaze: ........

Bugs: welp lets see if she really is telling the truth and investigate