Found this on r/crappyoffbrands

My favorite character is Sam

sam is such a good character. he is so underrated

I agree, but I think we can all agree that Sam is a dickhead.

yeah

But Sam on the other hand is AMAZING! Like the time he helped Sam, or the time that he helped Sam, and the time he helped Sam. Now the fandom thinks that Sam and Sam are in a relationship.

yeah. im not sure how to feel about sam x sam though. i feel like sam x sam is better

Hand, and it’s stated that SAM F**KS SAM IN ONE OF THE EPISODES.

oh yeah. i forgot about that

FISH SEXXXX

honestly, when i see these replies, i realise i need to rewatch the episodes in case i forget more stuff

Yeah, there’s a lot.

I REGRET WAISTING MY TIME WATCHING IT ALL.

yea it probably is ._.

But we can all agree that Sam shouldn’t have died right?

yeah. And what about Sam?

Oh Sam shouldn’t have died either, but at least he appears in part 5

Yea. And Sam is the one that should die, but he doesnt for some reason

Yeah. Sam is devoured by Sam and is clearly dead, but somehow with fish magic he comes back.

but why does Sam devour Sam?

Sam is a shark, why wouldn’t he?

Well yes, but it wasnt lunchtime ._.
(i cant think of anything lol)

(I’m making this up as I go too LoL)
But he was sent by Sam to kill Sam.

yeah

Ok but hear me out

Sam is just Sam but older.

yeah, i can see why you say that. sam has the same favorite movie as sam, same voice as sam but a bit deeper, i would go on but I don't remember a lot from the show. it's like sam was made to be like a clone of sam so that the fandom would think that sam is a clone and make random theories about sam

Ahah, I can’t read long words. But I like them, funny man.

but why live forever? soon your too old to even do anything and then you regret everything.

Sam did regret his decision in part 7 however. I like how Sam tried to stop Sam

and then Sam and Sam fought, and Sam won
(but which sam... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN (lol jk))

Yeah, also why dose Sam simp for Sam?

no idea.

Sam is a yandere for sure.

yes. yes he is.

i heard it's because Sam complemented Sam in part 4: Sam's return

oh ok

yea, now that i think about it SamxSam is better

I like it, but the side of the fandom that makes SamxSam r34 must die...

YES. DEFINITELY.

D I E R 3 4 MA K E R S

Y E S

Y E S
But at least Sam has his innocence.

yea, unlike Sam

Oh god Sam is on horny levels I can’t explain!

he is. Same with Sam.

That’s probably why SamxSam exists...

oh yea i forgot -_-
but how did Sam get the magic pearl in the first place? it never says.

It dose in part four. There is a flashback that shows Sam getting it from Sam right before he dies.

oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yup. But we can all agree that Sam is the best chef right? The bubble bass seaweed stew.

yes. And Sam just eats it all before Sam can show it to the world

Sam is the one character that isn’t supposed to be liked but is.

yea. So they just went along with it in part 4

Yup. In my opinion part 4 is just story no matter what. It’s three whole seasons but none are filler. It’s amazing.

it is amazing.

Yes. And Sam just reset everything so he could live his life forever.

yes, Sam is a nice character.

Everyone says that Sam is the best, but I think Sam needs more attention.

ikr? sam is too underrated

Yep.

yea. And his friends, Sam and Sam arent getting enough attention

theyre left behind

I think that Sam is a good villain however.

yes, but why does he hate Sam so much and not Sam?

Yeah, Sam is a bitch! He treats Sam like garbage!

even though Sam was the one that did everything to Sam! And Sam knows that! But still hates Sam!

Also why do people ship SamxSam?

yea its weird! i totally ship SamxSam, not SamxSam

But SamxSam doesn’t make sense either, especially because of what Sam did...
I ship SamxSam because it’s canon.

oh yea, i forgot
(same lol)

But the fight with SamVS.Sam was epic as f**k!

yea, and that huge cannon was so cool! it launched Sam into the air!

YEAH! And the build up to the plot of part two at the end!

IT WAS THE BEST

Then part two happened and it was mostly filler but still amazing!

yea. Like when Sam and Sam were kidnapped by Sam

They where trapped in a pit with Sam, but why? At least the got back to Sam’s house in one piece...

yea. It would be sad if Sam died.

Sam did (sorta) but he came back because of that magic purl Sam gave him.