Democracy I Love

T a i l

ok. i'll have a cock.

*hands you a cock*

thanks bro. *whose is it*

Who's do you want it to be

not yours.

I expected that lol
It's church's

*slapps it in your face*

Cuz yes

...

WHY IN THE NAME OF MBTA #911'S COMMEMORATIVE NUMBER PLATES DID YOU JUST SLAP MY FACE WITH CHURCH'S DICK

HOW IN THE NAME OF MBTA #911'S COMMEMORATIVE NUMBER PLATES DID YOU JUST GET CHURCH'S DICK

WHY IN THE NAME OF MBTA #911'S COMMEMORATIVE NUMBER PLATES DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THE CONVERSATION THERE

WHY IN THE NAME OF MBTA #911'S COMMEMORATIVE NUMBER PLATES CAN'T YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION?

c o c k

gimme a cock.

You want mine

no

Heheh, * hands you T27's *

lol i dont really want it anymore... *weird thoughts*

XDD

* chugs more beer *

HOLD ON-

WhAt

should I try getting drunk?

If you want

ok

where is it

*hands you a beer*

*drinks it*

HEY LETS GO BUILD A DEATH STAR

YAY

*starts building it with random materials*

Here's an umbrella

thanks *shoves it onto the pile of random stuff*

*hands you another one*

*also yeets it onto the pile*

*hands you the refrigerator door*

*yeets it onto the pile*

*hands you the pile*

*yeets it on you*

OOHHHHH YEEAAAHH

CMON JEFFERY

* hands you 3 beers *

Heerre you go mate-

*drinks it*

WOOOo

* grabs Texas and shoots the tree *

WOOoo~

* chugs some miller lite *

*snatches Texas and shoots a random grenade that I'm carrying*

NOT ABOVE ME~

* grabs Mindi from my bra and shoots you * HAHHAHAHA

OW! HEY! *picks up a grenade and throws it at you*

when a party turns into a MW match

* snif * She was gonna take me to the gun store everyday~

IT WAS THE TANKS FAULT *points to the tank I was riding in*

* starts charging away from you * Im winning CREEPER

*accidentally shoots your tank* WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

* catches it and yeets it in the sky * * shoots it while in the air *

:O

* big snif * I cant get mad at jackson

JACKSON POURED THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL THOUGH

Dont even try~

* goes into a tank thats down the rode *

DONT COME IN THIS IS MY TANK

*gets in a different tank and starts messing with the controls*

*hops into bulletproof van* FIGHT ME BITCH

Meh, I'll just take sox's heli

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

BRO THIS IS A PARTY NOT A GROUND WAR MATCH ON MW

I DON'T CARE

* drives it around like an idiot * ILL RACE YOU

OKAY WAIT WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO *presses a random button*

CREEPER NO-

* shoots you with Zinger *

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH YEA

* climbs in *

CMON CREEPER

OKAY

WERE GOING TO RUSSIA LAD~

* starts flying crazy towards Canada *

THATS NOT RUSSIA THATS FRANCE

* climbs out * MY TANK

CREEPER!

WELL SORRY

DONT DO THAT

EVERY ARMY RECRUIT SHOULD KNOW THAT

I AM ABOVE THE LAW

FINE
* lets go of the throttle *

YOU DRIVE

OKAY *flies it into a military base*

* snif * I was gonna name her Charlie~

WELL SORRY

Hold up~

* loads my RPG-07 named Surly *

*backs off*

* hands you my AK-47 named Tash *

Here, try this ~

uh, ok. *actually manages to shoot something besides myself* yay

* falls down *

._.

* sits on a chair and cracks a beer while watching it burn *

* gets back up and trips over to you * Can you hand me a beer`

yeah sure *hands you a beer*

* pats you on the head * Good job lad

grenades would've been much easier

* spits beer out * TEXAS WAS IN THERE * charges into the fire *

.-.

* comes back out all burnt but with Texas in my hands * I-I got him

yay

* gets out of the helicopter and falls on my face cuz im d r o n c *

*trips on you while getting out* OW!

CREEPER

* takes Mindi away from you *

n o m o r e M i n d i

;-;

* watches it explode * w o w

* keeps still on the ground * Why didn't i bang that girl

IDK MAN NOT MY PROBLEM

nope

its not

* gets up *

*starts walking in circles for no reason because I always do that*

* hands you some * Throw it at the Chinook

I've got my own *yeets a lot towards it*

* starts setting our empty beer cans on a fence *

Ima shoot these, wanna join??

sure.

* lays on the ground * OWIE

*gets up* I'M ALIVE!!!

* hands you Mindi *

You can use her-

* pumps up Texas and shoots one *

*shoots myself on accident* I'M FINE

* f**king shoots Jackson *

There, done and dusted lad~

Oh ok

Ice cool bitch`

Like your costume btw, looks good * wink *

oh ok

* runs out and tries not to look at them * * jumps in a Chinook *

GET IN CREEPER

*jumps in* THAT WAS EZ

* realizes we're gonna have to ask the recruits for help *

Umm

Here's the plan. I'm gonna be myself and wear a pikachu costume and distract those army dudes and you steal a helicopter.

It was really eas- * sees a hot army girl in the back * F**K

..........................lets just ignore her.

Thats a great plan

GOT IT

aight. *puts on my pikachu costume and grabs my belt of grenades and runs out to those army people* HEY B*TCHES

(bc pikachu is awesome )

* flies us to Russia *

WEre home

cool

* tries to not look at her * OK THEN * starts flying this bitch *

(I love how I haven't taken off my pikachu costume and you don't even mind lol)

*looking down*

* blows the smoke off *

Still am gonna miss Charlie~

oh ok

* cracks it open and sits back down on the chair * did I give you Mindi btw

you took it away, right?

* checks my bra * Oh yea, I've got her-

k

OH NO

THATS MY KINK

I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M DRIVING

ARMY SHIT TURNS ME ON

FALL BACK CREEPER!

I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU *crashes the helicopter* THIS WAS THE GREATEST PLAN

THANKS CREEPER

NOW HOW DO WE GET TF OUT

* curls on the ground and starts hugging my knees tightly *

HOW THE HELL DO I HELP

* climbs out * IT REALLY WAS

Wait, are we in the military base still?

WELL APPARENTLY

F**K

* army shit and recruits are everywhere *

CREEPER HELP ME

WHY

B-BECAUSE I GET TURNED ON BY ARMY SHIT~

* blushes at the recruits *

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU CRASHED IT REMEMBER MATE

I KNOW BUT THERES STILL ROOM IN THERE

* hugs my knees tighter as I stare at the ground *

I DONT KNOW

*yeets you into the helicopter and slams the doors shut* THAT SHOULD DO IT

* looks at all the hot people in tan and camo while having vests on and guns slinged over their shoulders *

CREEPER HALP MEH

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, KILL THEM?

G-GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET TURNED O-

* sees several army recruits running laps *

shit

HOW? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS SH!T!!

That's what she said

XDD

*starts messing with random buttons on the dash*