Drew over my friends name, also, why is this the first thing I see when I wake up

What th-

aHhHhhhHHH HELP

Jesus christ why is this the shit I have to see at nighttime

Idk how to help

._.

It be 9:36 PM for me
Why must I see this

:I

Idk :l

*blinks in f**k KST*

:/

*hides on the fridge* Nop nope nope

(When I say KST I generally mean Korean Standard Time lol)

This is a time where I need to summon [redacted(an irl enemy of mine but her name is censored)] to make this abomination be gone from this earth to hell

O ok Well Im staying here

Someone teach me to English (*coughs in native language is Korean even though I was f**kin raised in the U.S most of my life)

*claps and [redacted] appears*

She be like: tf you want bitch
Me: Stfu and just send this thing to hell. You can drink my blood after(she may or may not be a partial vampire and demon, and I may or may not be part wolf and dark angel... the more reason for us to be enemies. Also may explain why I have no "sparkle" and she has one.)

eEeEeE

Zero: uhhhhhh

(You can literally see the darkness in my eyes. They literally are black unless REALLY close to light.)

[redacted]: done
Me: *lays down*
[redacted]: *bites my neck(we both have EXTREMELY sharp teeth) and blood pours out, she drinks it*
Me: Heaughhhhh *sits up covering my eye that's almost completely blind(yes irl I have an eye that is almost completely blind)*

Zero: Alright then

Me: *claps and [redacted] is back to wherever tf she was* *sigh*

Zero: *stays on the fridge*

Me: *stares up at you for a moment then claps yet again and [redacted(male friendo this time)] appears* Hi [redacted]~
[redacted]: Hi Bulkkoch(*coughs in irl name*)? *notices you on the fridge* What. the. f**k.
Me: Just don't ask

Zero: .->

[redacted]: *stares at you* what are you even doing up there?!

Zero: Just staying up here

[redacted]: Bulkkoch, lift me.
Me: Wh- NO. You're only like 2 inches smaller than me tf
[redacted]: my point exactly-
Me: NO

Zero: Tf

[redacted]: *looks at you* Don't ask... *turns to me* LIFT ME
Me: NO
[redacted]: Why not- OH *blushes(he used to have a crush on me, maybe he still does so imma just pretend for this. I also used to have a crush on him but I didn't find out he liked me until those feelings had passed.)*
Me: =_=

Zero: Bruh chill

(Oh and speaking of [redacted] I should probably email him since we haven't talked in over a month...)

Redacted: ... *dirty thoughts(he is legit a perv)*
Me: =,=

Zero: ...

[redacted]: *walks up to me and kisses me*
Me: Dude wtf *pushes him away*

Zero: Can you do the not

Me: *cough* boi *claps him so he be back to wherever tf he was* Well that was... normal...

Zero: well um

(I may or may not have scratched my face too much and now it's just covered in dried blood or some sh*t- Send help-)

Me: Why must almost all of my irl friendships lead to romantic sh*t that I want nothing to do with-

Zero; Relatable (idk)

(I'm just skipping online class xD)

Me: *screams* help-

(mine doesnt start till 9:40)
Zero: How

(LUCKY)

Me: to be honest I don't actually know-

Zero: well Im staying up here

Me: Ok den

Zero: If thats oki

Me: That's fine

Zero: Ight

lol why do I find this kind of cute-

b r u h

lol wot it's true

w h y

B e c a u s e

s t o p

N o
It's c u t e

b r u h
My friend is probably straight tho

o
I still ship it tho lol

b r u h

u w u
Also why are ya'll in a dungeon in the picture

Idk :l

lol most romantic place is a dungeon

xD

Best place to flirt and have [censored]

B R U H

B o i I'm kidding

The redacted part tho

It's a joke lol

=-=

lol wot

Same-

Like how is something so f**king cute-

it gacha duh

B o i
It's cute in general

n o

Y e s

n e v er

a l w a y s
If you don't say yes imma show youtube

Fine

Now that you said fine imma show youtube

BRUH

This time I ain't joking lol
I'm s c o o b y d o i n g i t

S T A P

N u
I'm doing it

b r u h

I already s c r e e n s h o t t e d i t

BR U H

h e h e b o i

can you not

I cannot not do it lol

d o n t

I a l r e a d y a m d o i n g i t
Also why do I feel like your gonna get me back for this-

.-.

I finished the video

-=-

It has been uploaded

bruh

lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr6_AAawekE

why
Did you read that wattpad story I sent ya?

I'm reading it rn cause yesterday I couldn't

Ok Im working on chapter 2 rn

ooo noice

Ye

Yee

Hows the story

It's pretty noice

nice

Ye

eEEEE

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